Child Stars that Grew up to be Hot a.k.a. The Come in and be a Dirty Old Man Thread

um Mackenzie Rosman from the tv show 7th Heaven.
http://i1132.photobucket.com/albums/m580/Axl_m4ster/mackenzie-rosman-maxim-06-640x454_zpsb37d86f1.jpg
ready and ripe to carry my little angels in her tummy.
http://i1132.photobucket.com/albums/m580/Axl_m4ster/mackenzie-rosman-maxim-050413-instagram-ddp_zps809eb372.jpg

I cant wait that long.

more Mackenzie
http://i1132.photobucket.com/albums/m580/Axl_m4ster/mackenzierosman-shows-off-her-grown-up-body_zpsdb944b2a.jpg
mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Yummy.

15 is the new 18, lol.

I dunno, age is a weird thingā€¦like every where else - chicks get wifed up at like 11 and 13, yet in the US its seen as ā€˜disgustingā€™ to think of anyone under 18. I mean I understand, hell my standards were ā€˜does she provide her own healthcare and do her own taxes?ā€™

Whatā€™s really messing me up thoughā€¦like I finally understand the whole ā€˜canā€™t tel lwhat age they areā€™ angle. When I was younger, it was easier to tell ages apart by things such as fashion - but now that Iā€™m older and donā€™t stay up/care about that type of shit anymore, its hard to gauge the true age of chicks when they walk by. Best I can do is see (1) how many girls there are, they travel in smaller and smaller packs as they get older, and (2) then I try and spot the youngest one in the ā€˜packā€™ - more often than not, they are all ā€˜herā€™ age - and puberty hit them first or they got make-up whatever whatever.

Frankly, Iā€™m GLAD that Iā€™m married now, at 30+, the idea of approaching females now is terrifying. I need them to get a barcode tattoo to make the whole process easier.

  • :bluu:

Funny thing is that the good olā€™ USA was just like other countries not that long ago, reallyā€¦ Iā€™m sure the average adult today remembers that their grandparents probably got married around the time when ā€œgrandmaā€ was just 15 or 16, something like thatā€¦and ā€œgrandpaā€ was something like 21 or 22, and in the military or working somewhere. At a certain point, America suddenly, collectively decided this was ā€œsickā€ and something the man should be executed and tortured forā€¦but whatever. No bitch is worth the possibility of jail-time, imoā€¦so Iā€™m not exactly that passionate about pointing out things like that, at least not anymore. Honestly, none of them are worth much of anything anymore beyond a fuck, but thatā€™s a rant for another topic, of course.
(*updatedā€“haha, that sentence was a bit awkward with the ā€œNo 1ā€ there.)

MacKenzie Rosman-- yeah, I saw the potential in that one for quite some timeā€¦she was definitely one to keep an eye on.

The latest strong potential-- Paris Jacksonā€¦ hopefully she continues to be famous for awhile so we can all keep tabs on that one too.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1150802_556795167710498_62631724_n.jpg

I had to read this 2-3 times. I thought it said ā€œNumber 1 bitch is worth the possibility of jail time.ā€ I was likeā€¦ umā€¦ what the fuck?

Context matters.

If you see a pretty young thing working in an ice cream shop on a college campus, youā€™re probably alright.

If you see a pretty young thing working in an ice cream shop in a nearby suburban town, sheā€™s probably there to earn gas money for the first car that sheā€™s getting for her sweet 16.

Feeling old, check this out

http://5bored.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/FEEL-OLD-YET.jpg

I knew this chick was going to turn out hot. She just hadnā€™t grown into her face yet.

So she and Ariana Grande have a show togetherā€¦the universe knows what I want before I even thought about the possibility LMAO

I have no idea who that is.

Paris Jackson would have been legal in the old days soooooā€¦

Thatā€™s not fair man.

Obviously we all shouldā€™ve been reading the scouting reports.

I have no idea who that is

I was questioning her butt at firstā€¦

Spoiler

http://24.media.tumblr.com/140c5823a5adbde5854889d183a0e718/tumblr_mqph05177J1rh1bo4o1_500.jpg

ā€¦I was looking at the wrong ICarly chick.

Why is the logo for Kingdom Hearts 1.5 in the background of her?

I am not feeling that girl at all. She looks like a little girl playing dress up and raided her momā€™s shoe closet.

Arianne grand would smash

Along with that blonde

Max from step by step

Maiara Walsh

The whole cast of bratzā€¦

I donā€™t know how itā€™s possible for me to both completely agree and disagree with a single statement simultaneously.