Child Stars that Grew up to be Hot a.k.a. The Come in and be a Dirty Old Man Thread

um Mackenzie Rosman from the tv show 7th Heaven.
http://i1132.photobucket.com/albums/m580/Axl_m4ster/mackenzie-rosman-maxim-06-640x454_zpsb37d86f1.jpg
ready and ripe to carry my little angels in her tummy.
http://i1132.photobucket.com/albums/m580/Axl_m4ster/mackenzie-rosman-maxim-050413-instagram-ddp_zps809eb372.jpg

I cant wait that long.

more Mackenzie
http://i1132.photobucket.com/albums/m580/Axl_m4ster/mackenzierosman-shows-off-her-grown-up-body_zpsdb944b2a.jpg
mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Yummy.

15 is the new 18, lol.

I dunno, age is a weird thing…like every where else - chicks get wifed up at like 11 and 13, yet in the US its seen as ā€˜disgusting’ to think of anyone under 18. I mean I understand, hell my standards were ā€˜does she provide her own healthcare and do her own taxes?’

What’s really messing me up though…like I finally understand the whole ā€˜can’t tel lwhat age they are’ angle. When I was younger, it was easier to tell ages apart by things such as fashion - but now that I’m older and don’t stay up/care about that type of shit anymore, its hard to gauge the true age of chicks when they walk by. Best I can do is see (1) how many girls there are, they travel in smaller and smaller packs as they get older, and (2) then I try and spot the youngest one in the ā€˜pack’ - more often than not, they are all ā€˜her’ age - and puberty hit them first or they got make-up whatever whatever.

Frankly, I’m GLAD that I’m married now, at 30+, the idea of approaching females now is terrifying. I need them to get a barcode tattoo to make the whole process easier.

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Funny thing is that the good ol’ USA was just like other countries not that long ago, really… I’m sure the average adult today remembers that their grandparents probably got married around the time when ā€œgrandmaā€ was just 15 or 16, something like that…and ā€œgrandpaā€ was something like 21 or 22, and in the military or working somewhere. At a certain point, America suddenly, collectively decided this was ā€œsickā€ and something the man should be executed and tortured for…but whatever. No bitch is worth the possibility of jail-time, imo…so I’m not exactly that passionate about pointing out things like that, at least not anymore. Honestly, none of them are worth much of anything anymore beyond a fuck, but that’s a rant for another topic, of course.
(*updated–haha, that sentence was a bit awkward with the ā€œNo 1ā€ there.)

MacKenzie Rosman-- yeah, I saw the potential in that one for quite some time…she was definitely one to keep an eye on.

The latest strong potential-- Paris Jackson… hopefully she continues to be famous for awhile so we can all keep tabs on that one too.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1150802_556795167710498_62631724_n.jpg

I had to read this 2-3 times. I thought it said ā€œNumber 1 bitch is worth the possibility of jail time.ā€ I was like… um… what the fuck?

Context matters.

If you see a pretty young thing working in an ice cream shop on a college campus, you’re probably alright.

If you see a pretty young thing working in an ice cream shop in a nearby suburban town, she’s probably there to earn gas money for the first car that she’s getting for her sweet 16.

Feeling old, check this out

http://5bored.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/FEEL-OLD-YET.jpg

I knew this chick was going to turn out hot. She just hadn’t grown into her face yet.

So she and Ariana Grande have a show together…the universe knows what I want before I even thought about the possibility LMAO

I have no idea who that is.

Paris Jackson would have been legal in the old days sooooo…

That’s not fair man.

Obviously we all should’ve been reading the scouting reports.

I have no idea who that is

I was questioning her butt at first…

Spoiler

http://24.media.tumblr.com/140c5823a5adbde5854889d183a0e718/tumblr_mqph05177J1rh1bo4o1_500.jpg

…I was looking at the wrong ICarly chick.

Why is the logo for Kingdom Hearts 1.5 in the background of her?

I am not feeling that girl at all. She looks like a little girl playing dress up and raided her mom’s shoe closet.

Arianne grand would smash

Along with that blonde

Max from step by step

Maiara Walsh

The whole cast of bratz…

I don’t know how it’s possible for me to both completely agree and disagree with a single statement simultaneously.