what do you get when you mix a Vietnamese with a black person?
Vinniger.
Q: What did Ryu say when Ken called him stupid?
A: SO-ARE-YOUUUU-KEN!
LoL. Good thread.
That Ken joke was pretty funny to me.
What did Ken say when Ryu asked if he could borrow his phone?
SUUUUUUREEEEE YOU CAN!!
Why did Ken join the US Army?
Because he heard you could be ALLLLLLL YOU CAN be in the Army.
Why did Sagat tattoo his dick with orange and black stripes?
So he could put a TIGER UP HER CUNT
What do you get when you cross a donkey and a blonde?
A dumbass.
sorry bout the long jokes =P
<racist jokes>
A Mexican asks his girlfriends father for her hand in marriage. That dad takes a good look at him and says " ok but you have to make a sentence using my three favorite colors. GreeN, Pink and Yellow.
The Mexican can almost taste that pussy so he blurts out the first thing that comes to mind.
He says “the fon goes GREEN GREEN, I PINK it up, and I say YELLOOOOOW”
A Mexican a White and and Black guy all want to fuck the farmers daughter so they all decide to ask for permission to take her out on a date. They all walk up to the farmer and state their case. The farmer can tell they all just want to dig that shit out so he comes up with a plan. He tells them all " if you fellas wanna take my Peggy Sue out on a date, you have to go out to that there field and bring me the most ripe fruit you can find. I will give permission to the person that brings me the fruit I most enjoy."
VVVRRRROOOOMMMMM Everyone hauls ass out to the field.
The white guy comes back first with a grape. The farmer looks at him and says “very good now all you have to do is shove it up your ass”
So the white guy pushes and strains but gets it up his ass.
The beaner gets back just after that and comes in with an Orange.
Farmer says “very good, now all you have to do is shove it up your ass”
Through tears and sweat, the Mexican manages it straight up his ass.
After a while the farmer askes “Where is the Black guy ?”
The Mexican and the White guy start laughing there asses of.
BWWWWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHA
The Farmer says
“what the fuck is so funny ?”
They both tell him…
“The Black guy is out there picking a watermelon”
how do u say “small horse” in chinese?
TAI NEE, PO NEE (must be said in chinese accent)
har har har.
A pig walks into a restaurant an tells thE waiter…
“bring me A LARGE PLATE OF SHIT but hold the onions cause they make my breath stink”
Lol, i actually kinda heard another version of this joke on comedy central… “white ppl find the most clever ways to call you some racist shit… They could be out eating with a bunch of their friends and ask the one black person at the table” Hey Tyrone, can you pass the Vin-Niger?"
***Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? ***
***A: Carrot!
While having sex a guy tells his wife:
“Let’s do 68!”
“68 what’s that?”
“You do it to me and I’ll owe you one.”
A wife catches her husband sticking his dick in a blow up doll’s ear.
"What in the hell are you doing?"
Pumping away - “You said talk to the hand cause the ears aren’t hearing it.”
An old man has the choice of cremating his wife or having her buried. The funeral home asks him which option he’d like. He says “Set her ass on fire, I heard a man rose from the dead after 3 days and I’m not running that risk.”
A teacher is like “OK kids, let’s see if u can use the words ‘cheese’ and ‘liver’ in the same sentence”
The white kid answers “My mom made a cheese and liver sandwich, it was delicious!”
the black kid answers “My dad told my mom that he’ll punch her in the liver if she doesnt bring home any government cheese”
the mexican kid answers “The boys were picking on my sister! I told them ‘hey liver alone, cheese my sister!’”
Why couldnt the pirate get into the movie?
It was rated ARRRRR
Props to squidward for that one.
It was already posted.
Repeat these words:
I am sofa king we Todd it.
A boy is burying a flash light out at the beach and the little girl who noticed this had to ask,
“Why are you burying a flash light?”
“Because! The batteries are dead.”
My dixie wrecked.
I’ve heard at least three comedians tell this same joke.
Duck waddles into a bar. Goes up to the bar and asks the bartender, “Got any crumbs?”. Bartender looks at him with a weird look and says “No.” Duck waddles out.
The next day, Duck waddles back into the bar. Goes up to the bar and asks the bartender, “Got any crumbs?” Bartender feeling annoyed, gives him an angry look and says “No!” Duck waddles out.
The next day, Duck waddles into the bar again. Goes up to the bar and asks the bartender, “Got any crumbs?” Bartender in a really pissed off tone looks right at the duck and says “Listen, buddy. You ask me that again, I’ll nail your damn feet to the floor. So scram!” Duck waddles out.
The next day, once again the Duck waddles in. Goes up to the bar and hesitates before asking the bartender. “Got any nails?” The bartender stops, surprised by the question and says “No.” Duck then smiles and says “In that case, got any crumbs?”
I have no idea why but I’ve had a few people laugh hysterically at this joke when I tell it.
You want my advice on dealing with prison rape? You better work on your uppercut.
That was just off the top of my head.
Q: What does Snoop Dogg use to keep his whites white (laundry)?
A: BLE-OTCH!
Q: What does Snoop Dogg use to shoot down airplanes?
A: Mizzles.
-A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
-Two aerial antennas meet on a roof, fall in love, and get married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
-Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, “Does this taste funny to you?”
-Two cows standing next to each other are talking. One says, “I was artificially inseminated this morning,” to which the other cow responds, “I don’t believe you.” Somewhat annoyed, the first cow exclaims, “It’s true! No bull!”
-I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
…a mussel. =)
Ya see what I did thar?
Ahahahaha haha the reiteration with the smiley made me lose it for some reason