Cheesy Jokes

General Discussion
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Hey all, for some reason, I love lame jokes. I like telling them too, but I really don’t have many. Post some of your favorites!

Here’s one of my favorites, someone posted this a while back.

What happens when you get a Gigabyte?

It MEGAHERTZ!!!

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What did the ocean say to the boat?

Nothing, it waved.

imo.

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I got a couple…

1.)Why did infinity plus cross the road??? Because his dick was stuck in a chicken :rofl: (no disrespect)

This next one is just good to see ppl’s facial expressions, but…

2.Whats the best thing about have’n sex with twenty nine year old’s??? There’s 20 of them…:wonder:

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Funny news threads are usually full of them too :tup:

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Here’s one a 5 year old told me randomly. She was so cute (no pedo) that I couldn’t help but laugh.

What did the strawberry say to the other strawberry?
How did we get into this jam?

Any other cheesy jokes I know, you have to speak both Korean and English to understand.

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those are more of puns.

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I can’t read those threads anymore, I just can’t take the punishment.

imo.

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Cheesy nonetheless (I love em)

Edit: Lothar that was fucking great :rofl:

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Read the back of Laffy Taffys for the best lame jokes. Although some of them are kind of a stretch.

haha… lame jokes.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

you’re too young to smoke.

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talk to shoo. like 10 people can vouch for him.

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BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

sorry this an IRL shoo feature, fuck internet

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What did the Mexican fireman name his two sons?

Jose and Josb.

Get it? Hose A and Hose B … looool.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, “Holy shit! It’s hot in here!” The other muffin says, “Holy shit! A talking muffin!”

:wonder:

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calling dadesicanadian

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me: "so how do you like too human?"
friend: "it’s kinda shitty, and it plays like diablo. what sucks is that it’s co-op but it’s only 2 player. it really looks like it’s made to be played with more people but it’s not."
me: “two players, huh. i guess that’s why they call it TWO HUMAN.”

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:rofl: so stupid, i had to process that one for a little.

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what did the waiter ask the lonely mexican?

Table for Juan?

What do u call it when 2 mexicans play basketball against each other?

Juan on Juan

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How do Bees comb their hair?

With a honeycomb…:wonder:

Why do fish swim in saltwater?

Because they are allergic to pepper…:looney:

What is the difference between Tennis players and Golf players?

Tennis players have hairy balls.

Hope these are lame enough.

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What type of ears do trains have?
Engineers!