( My Hunter’s pet on WoW was named Shoe)
Do you know why i call him Shoe?
Because he kicks ass!
Q.What’s the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby?
A. I don’t have sex with a sandwich before I eat it.
Oh man, dead baby jokes are actually pretty fun to tell over the internet… Though they’re just kind of disconcerting to tell in-person.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
i bust a gut laughing at dead baby jokes in real life.
whats blue and purple at the bottom of the pool.
a dead baby with slashed floaties.
greatest thread ever!
why did the chicken cross the road??
to go to el pollo loooccccooooo!!!
yo momma aint got no legs talkin about lets kick it
How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
YOU DON’T KNOW MAN, YOU WEREN’T THERE!!!
Yo momma so fat, She jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo modder so fat, when she jump for joy, she got stuck! (Spoken in a chinese accent impersonated by Russell Peters.)
Why do doctors spank babies?
To knock the dicks off the dumb ones.
Still haven’t got laid using that joke, but I keep trying.
…why did this one make me laugh…
yo momma’s so jewish, she got the japanese version of The Grudge so that she could get her Juon
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
Bartender points to it and asks him whats that about?
Pirate says “Yarrrgh, it’s drivin’ me nuts”
I never get tired of that one xD!
sorry if this is a repeat, but its the best joke in the world
what does the “sixth sense” and “titanic” have in common?
icey dead people
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Megasoreass
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
Hi BTW! I’m new here!
have u heard the new pill that turns lesbians straight?
trydickagain
Yo momma got a wodden leg with termites.
Man, I love you guys.
Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley one night. One of them was assaulted (a-SALT-ed).