What do you get when you cross a rhinoceros and an elephant?
Elephino!
f(x) = 4x^2 + 2x + 2 walks into a bar. “Sorry,” the bartender says. “We don’t cater to functions.”
a snail tries to walk into a bar. the bartender throws him out.
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two weeks later the snail comes back in "what the fuck did you do that for!’
So a female alligator is leaving a bar. A male crocodile says “see you later alligator.” To which she responds “this alligator has a name!” After awhile Fred.
Wocka wocka wocka.
what do u call a person w/o a girl/boyfriend who spends february 14 jacking off??
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Spoiler
Skeeter Valentine
what did super mario say when magikoopa turned him into a bell and left him sitting defenseless to get hit point blank by bullet bill??
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Bill Bellamy
What did the underwater clock say to the starfish?
Water you waiting for?
??? Woooooooooooooorrrrk oooonnnn iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Edit: Why was the raver so good at algebra?
punchline
Spoiler
he knew how to plug in X
How big is really really big man’s kitchen?
What are you slow? The joke is supposed to be lame. Like calling a woman baby and she tells you she has a name, alligator=woman, whatever you probably just wanted to say something to me.
Two Irish guys walk out of a bar.
continuuuueee to woooooooooooorrrk ooonnnnn iiiiiiiit
just a friendly raaaaaazzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
What did the Mexican say when a bunch of houses fell on him?
“Get offa me, homes!”
Why did Sting enjoy NWA so much?
Fuck the police.
Here’s one for the Koreans:
What did the guy say to the cute girl with no ears?
“Kee-up-dah!”
WTF is up with all the Korean jokes? Where are all these Koreans coming from?
Haha this is my favorite so far. I picture the Mexican guy with blue knee-length shorts, knee-high tube socks, a button up shirt with only the top button buttoned and a white shirt underneath, and a big ol’ mustache flopping around.
Fuuuuuuuucccckkk yoooouuuuu. Friendly so what. Just cause you don’t get it doesn’t mean I have to work on shit.
ive heard a variation of this…
what is bruce lees favorite burger?
a WHOPPA
god thats fucking cheesy :shake:
I dunno, probably Korea…
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
Avalanche.
What do you call a group of hispanic people running down a hill?
Mudslide.
What do you call a group of black people running down a hill?
Jailbreak.
why does snoop dogg always carry an umbrella?
fo drizzle.
Chinese shrimp joke that makes you laugh:
HA HA HA