What do you call four Mexicans drowning?
cuatro cinco
Why are Mexicans so good at UNO?
Because they take all the green cards.
An Italian man walks into a bar and says to the Chinese bartender, “I’d like a Stoli with a twist.”
The Chinese mans says, “Once upon a time, there was a man named Snow White…”
So a guy lives in a building 30 floors high. Some people say there are 31 floors, but that’s another story…
This one requires knowledge of another language:
What did one pair of wet pants say to another?
Sup foo!
Here’s a dingdangdoom original…
Why did the cop pull over the garbage man during his route?
He wanted to catch him rydin dirty.
Some other good ones…
DId you hear about the pirate movie?
It was rated “ARRRRRggghhh”
Why couldnt the moon finish its sandwich?
Cuz it was full.
The corniness of this joke made me laugh like a little girl.
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I heard this one from Chair_home:
"A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. “Hey!” shouts the manager. “Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!”
The panda yells back at the manager, “Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!”
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: “A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves.”
Jupiter said to Saturn, say why do you have those rings around you waist? You trying to hula hoop or something. Saturn replied naw man but why do you have that big red dot on your drawers did your shit yourself?
What did the Asian wife say to her Asian husband after he told her he was gonna go out whenever he wanted, play Mahjong all night with his buddies and do wtf he wanted to do whenever he wanted?
That’s fine but at 7pm every night there’ll be big dick sex going on here whether you’re here or not but you wouldn’t know what that’s like anyways.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
9/11
9/11 who?
You said you’d never forget!
I didn’t know Chinese people had that problem since the language has both L-words and R-words.
I don’t think I should of laughed at that. =(
Crap! Maybe it was Japanese people!</fail>
ive heard a variation of that joke, it went:
Why can’t Mexicans play uno?
because they steal all the green cards
A sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint of ale. The bartender replies, “I’m sorry, we don’t serve sandwiches here.”
What do a washed-up boxer and one of Dracula’s concubines have in common?
They both go down for the count.
What do you call a psychic fugitive midget?
A small medium at large.
Who won the zombie race?
]No one. It was dead even.[/spoiler
[details=Spoiler]
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? [spoiler=]He had nobody to go with.[/details]
That sounds a bit better but I think they both still work heh.
what’s a “bee” that produces milk?
a booby!
i wanna fight that guy
I have to use this one.
why do sum ppl avoid going to the mexican beaches??
becoz they’re playa hatas!
If this thread goes buried to the 2nd page or beyond, it’s prolly becoz a lot of ppl wearing green vests decided not to post in it…
hence they Doug Funny
remember that old cartoon show the Jetsons?
remember the dad?
about dad
Spoiler
george jetson
remember his son?
about son
Spoiler
elroy
remember they had that dog he used to always play with?
about dog
Spoiler
astro
remember his black friend?
about black friend
Spoiler
future looks good