Why is 77 better than 69?
Spoiler
You get ate more.
You see that big ol’ animal thing spinning itself around that tree in the background?
that’s not a snake…
Spoiler
that’s ma deeeeeeeeeeck 
hahahahahahahahhahhahahahhaaaaaaaahahahahhgahhiaegh
wish we could bury posts still.
That honestly was the worst joke posted so far
wat
Jesus christ, the layers on this one lol.
huh
You know it’s time to stop watching porn late night when…
[details=Spoiler] you in bed dodging your own cum shots
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stares
Nice. Better than at least 3 jokes on this page.
What do you call a Chinese person that never lies?
Spoiler
Hunbelievable
A priest and a rabbi are talking when a small boy walks by.
The priest says to the rabbi, "Hey, wanna fuck that kid?"
The rabbi replies, “Out of what?”
What kind of man masturbates in bed???
One who enjoys cleaning up pecker tracks off his sheets?
Shit, I’ll rub one out in bed if the old lady ain’t in the mood.
Get yo ass up and jack it in the bathroom. Or at least have the decency to jack it into some tissues if you’re to lazy to leave the bed.
Nah, I just shoot on her while she’s sleeping.