You mom’s a whore jokes soviet? C’mon man you’re more creative than that.
its like 1am and I’m entertaining guests. You get like 4 seconds of my attention. Take it or leave it, jailbird.
And I didn’t call his mom a whore. I just said his mom sucks dick for spare change.
And the fight’s over! Let’s get back to jokes.
What do you get when a vampire snowman attacks you?
Spoiler
frostbite
crowd laughs uproariously
Q: What did the Chinese couple name their newborn when they discovered he had no ears, purple eyes, and two left hands?
A: Sum Ting Wong
Then you missed my 2 entries because I invented them 3 weeks ago. (Although I may have heard Jamie Foxx or Marlon Wayans say “Broko Ono” before. I just put it into a joke format)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
[details=Spoiler]Oooh
We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching, but
You’re too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it
And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching, but
You’re too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you[/details]
Truly a cheesy joke
I heard Irishman had big potatoes, but it looks like you’re just smuggling some tater tots.
Wow a rickroll in text. Well played
I admit none of my jokes are original. But still makes me sad you heard every single one of mine I told.
What do you call a Canadian with a Russian username?
Spoiler
Banned
What did he get banned for anyway?
This is not for the lounge, but he apparently sent Wiz threats and and said that he’d “bring SRK to its knees”.
Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?
Spoiler
He couldn’t find the droid he was looking for.
Whoa are you guys talking about?
Edit: Nevermind
A bear is in a forest taking a dump when a white rabbit comes out of the bush and they see each other.
Bear: Hey, when you take a crap, does your fur get stained by your shit?
Rabbit: No, why?
So the bear takes the rabbit and wipes his butt with it.
Classic
Everyone has heard of a 69, but have you ever heard of a .8?
Spoiler
it’s a snowman getting head