A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number.
awww muffin, did I hurt your feelings?
I see people aren’t a fan of Caruso one liners. Ok how’s about some aviation humor?
Pilot reports that his Airplane is flying funny
Corrective action performed by mechanic: told Aircraft to knock it off and fly more seriously
Pilot Reports that his airplane is acting up
Corrective action performed by mechanic: Gave the aircraft a slap and told it to get its act together
Pilot Reports that the airplane has an excessive load in the rear.
Corrective action performed by mechanic: Told Airplane to stop being nasty and bathe after sex.
Pilot reports that there’s something lose in the cockpit
Corrective action performed by mechanic: Tightened something in the cockpit
Pilot Reports that there’s a mouse in the aircraft
Corrective action by mechanic: Installed Cat into the aircraft
crickets intensify
we should rename this thread “how to not be funny”
some of you fuckers need to just not post, and just read the funny.
I always thought this was a good one.
What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?
Spoiler
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
i’ll lay low for now. But when I do post a new joke and I will eventually. It’ll put yo material to shame. Mark my words sir.
i think thats the first joke in this thread that I legit hadn’t heard before.
You sound mad? Are you on any medications? They dont seem to be working. If you want a GOOD joke thread maybe you should make one, do you even know the difference in cheesey jokes and good ones?
lol what? You’re the one who got pissy because every time he made a joke, it failed worse than your mother’s attempt to swallow you when that homeless guy came in her mouth.
You haven’t said one funny thing, ever. Have fun wishing you were half the man I am.
Stay out of this thread. It’s obviously way beyond you, little girl.
You are ruining the sanctity of this thread.
What’s the difference between an onion and a hooker?
Spoiler
I don’t cry when I’m cutting up the hooker.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Spoiler
Keep the tip.
What did the lightbulb say to the socket
[details=Spoiler] hey baby wanna screw ill light up ur world
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a prostitute?
I don’t have dozens of Ferrari’s buried in my backyard.
you must have thought of that all day to come up with that one, lol. Whats next you going to make other post showing how angry you are, when you can be doing something better with your life?
meh ignored
i’ve never seen somebody so butthurt over being a complete and utter failure. You’d think by this point in life, you’d have gotten used to being so utterly useless. But no, some people just wanna let everybody know they’re a social reject.
Good job, instead of letting people tell jokes and post, you just hate people for no reason, you seem like a model poster for this site, just hating people for no good reason, and making people feel welcome on this site. Im so glad people like you post on this site, good job on your troll points though.
@preppy wanna kill this lovable alt account of yet another failure who can’t handle acting like a big boy, on SRK?
Not that I agree with @Soviet being a asshole. You gotta admit. Your jokes were weak man. Even I can admit that my jokes after the mansion full of maids one were weak.
And when he got told how bad he sucked, he took it about as bad as his mom takes dick nightly from strangers for bus fare (then walks home).