Q: You find a dead woman face down in the snow who appears to have been raped, what do you do?
A: Check your bearings, clearly you have been walking in circles.
Q: What do you call a Chinese rapist?
A: Rei Ping Yu
What does NAACP stand for?
Spoiler
National Association of Apes Called People
Who was Christopher Reeve’s favorite actor?
Spoiler
Christopher Walken
Q: What does BMW stand for?
A: Black Man’s Wish
Q: What does Pontiac stand for?
A: Poor Old Ni*ger Thinks It’s A Cadillac
Edit: Fucking SRK censor bullshit. Apparently racism, violence, bullying, misogyny, porn, etc. ALL acceptable…but niger and cun is where they draw the line.
I don’t think you can say fgt here either. Didn’t know about the C word, though. You’d figure they’d be okay in the context of a joke, as long as you’re not directly calling someone names or anything.
Also, this thread has kinda taken a dark turn lately (I’m guilty, too), from cheesy jokes to racist, sexist, dead baby, rape, and all sorts of other offensive stuff. Maybe we should change the thread title so people know what they’re getting into.
Yea you guys stopped telling cheezy jokes a long time ago.
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The only Jew who eats pepperoni pizza.
Oy vey, just be a gentile already.
I’ll try to get us back on track.
What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Spoiler
Cracker with cheese
How do you fit 30 Jews in a minivan?
ash tray
Go and join Xvideos in the time out corner.
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Detective: Horatio. It seems the suspect viciously beat the victim to death over a match in a videogame in which players and spectators bet money on who would win.
Horatio: What game was it?
Detective: Street Fighter. Witnesses say the suspect was mad the victim kept using projectiles during the match.
Horatio: Hmm, sounds like our killer was
Puts on sunglasses
“Down, Right, Fierce”
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
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What do you call a person who eats corn all the time?
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corny
what do you call every one of your jokes?
Spoiler
who cares? You suck. Hang yourself
Whats worse than a pile of dead babies?
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ones alive at the bottom
Whats worse than that?
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its hungry
Whats worse than even that?
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its going back in for seconds
gonna see how a visual joke works:
whats the difference between a dead baby and a living baby?
pretend you’re shoveling coal, and keep saying “dead baby” every time you toss a dead baby over your shoulder with your imaginary shovel…then pretend you’re picking up a moving object with your shovel and start shouting LIVING BABY!
You are so mad its funny. Did your parents drop you when you were born?
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
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He had no body to go with.
Whats the difference between a joke and two dicks?
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You can’t take a joke.