How can you tell if a gay joke is bad?
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The one you told the joke to still got a straight face :neutral:
Quoted 3 times instead of editing 
Need to stop posting while I’m tired.
Why are gay guys always the first to evacuate during a disaster?
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Because their shit’s already packed.
Q: What is Al Qaeda’s favorite football team?
A: New York Jets
I heard they ordered pizzas on 9/11…two large planes.
Hey you tried man. Better luck next time
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He’s had two chances already and blew them both :tdown:
Q: What did they serve at Jeffery Dahmer’s wake?
A: Finger sandwiches and mixed nuts.
Q: Why aren’t there any jokes about the Jonestown massacre?
A: The punch line is too strong.
I figured I’d refrain anymore 9/11 jokes, they are just plain wrong…usually end up crashing and burning when I tell them…9 out of 11 Americans won’t get those jokes.
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?
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Snowballs.
What do you call a fat psychic?
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A four chin teller.
Oh wasn’t aware lol. Was he the one that made that Chun-Li KKK joke? Edit: I just checked. Yep it was him lol. You’re right, no more jokes for him.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
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Because he wasn’t wearing his seatbelt.
I added Paul Walker to my friends list on Xbox Live, too bad he spends most of his time on the dashboard though. I keep trying to message him too, but it keeps crashing.
How do you fit a baby in a blender?
Turn it on
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
NACHOS!!!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Q: What would Hitler say if uninvited guests stopped by?
A: If I knew you were coming I would have baked a kike!
ROFL
What investigative web site did Chewbacca originate?
Wookieleaks
What happens to Harrison Ford after smoking weed?
Han So-HI
what Jedi master created Photoshop?
Adobe Wan-Kenobi
Hey I’m Jewish, ann frankly, I find this offensive.
Q: What’s the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A: A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.
EDIT: For the record I’m Italian, so feel free to barrage me with greasy wop and white boy with no rhythm jokes.
What did the seven dwarves say after Prince Charming revived Snow White?
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Well boys, I guess it’s back to jerking off again.
Ok, I think it’s time for some rape humor, let’s get the balls rolling by putting the semen back into basement.
Q: After strangulation which organ remains warm inside the female body after she’s dead?
A: My cock
What do you call a cult leader?
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bejesus
Get it? cause he wants to be-jesus