Jack off in the bathroom??? wtf??
Are you 14?
Nigga I don’t know about you. But I’m not blowing my load where I sleep unless it’s in or on a woman. You jack it in the bathroom and there’s no mess. All ya gotta do is either flush the toilet or run the shower after ya done.
I can’t do it in the shower anymore. I tried to use shampoo once, and only once. That shit stung like hell and my dicc was blowing bubbles.
With streaming porn on my tablet, lotion, tissues, and razor blades all at my finger tips, the bathroom is just more convenient IMO.
I like tobe comfortable when i cum fuck sitting or standing up
Nah, @NickRocks is right on this one. If I’ma jerk it, I’mma be comfy. Annnnnnnywaaaaaaay…
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