My first thought when I woke up this morning was: OH MY GOD ITS SANTA! I’VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS!
My second thought was: [details=Spoiler]MOM OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! D:[/details]
ChunLi has been accused of being a white supremacist numerous times because she always yells KKK slogans in a fight, and she’s currently being investigated by her police department. No seriously, it’s true!
[details=Spoiler]KiKoKen, get it?
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Why does Beyonce sing “To the left to the left”?
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Because black people have no rights
What do you get when you mix a black guy with a Vietnamese guy?
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Vinegar
I think I said this one already but I need to show I know more than racist jokes.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
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It’ll take awhile for me to get hard. I just got laid
Q: What’s the difference between Batman and black people?
A: Batman can go out at night without robbin.
Q: What’s long hard and full of semen?
A: Why a submarine of course you sick fuck.
What’s long, black and last for a long time?
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A line at the welfare office
What do you call a group of white men sitting on a bench?
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The NBA
A young woman introduces her boyfriend to her dad. he’s a young Chinese man with a good paying job, and nice expensive car. They have lunch and talk and what not. After the boyfriend leaves the daughter ask the dad what he thinks of him. Dad says he don’t like him, he’s irresponsible, and reckless. Daughter ask how so? He has a steady job, is a nice guy, makes good money, I mean did you see his car. Dad responds “[details=Spoiler] Oh I saw it. And If he was a responsible guy he’d know better than to be driving.”
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This classic from family guy
Why do women have boobs?
[details=Spoiler]So you got something to look at while you’re talking to them
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And for equality sake
Why do men have balls?
[details=Spoiler]So women got something to hit when they’re mad at us
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more cheese please
what did one wall say to the other
[details=Spoiler]ill see you at the corner
But what if the walls were…parallel to each other?! DUN DUN DUN!
threadkiller
what do you call a white guy surrounded by a bunch of poor black guys
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warden
what do you call a white guy surrounded by a bunch of rich black guys
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coach
What do you call a woman in a mansion full of maids?
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useless
What can jump higher than a mountain?
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Everyone. mountains can’t jump
What do you call a black guy falling off a cliff?
[details=Spoiler] Chocolate Drop
What do you call that black guy when he lands?
[details=Spoiler] Chocolate Spread
What do you say when he gets up again?
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Black Magic
Man playing poker with his friends, and he decides to tell a delightful story that happened to him.
"I went to buy a plane ticket to Pittsburgh, and the lady at the counter had the biggest breasts, so I had a Freudian Slip, and said “I’d like a picket to Tittsburgh.”
His best friend chuckles and says “I had a similar thing happen to me. The other day I was eating breakfast with my wife, and I went to ask her to pass the milk, and instead I said ‘You fucking cunt, you’re ruining my life!’”
Adam was in the garden of Eden and had just named all of the animals of God’s creation. God came to him and told him It was not good for man to be alone, so he offered to create a partner for him. God promised that this would be a helper to him, care for him and be all that he needed in an earthly companion.
Adam: What’s that going to cost me?
God: [details=Spoiler]An arm and a leg[/details]
Adam:[details=Spoiler]What can I get for one rib?
Q: Why are gays always the first ones to evacuate during a disaster?
A: Because their shit is already packed.
Why do Mexicans always eat tamales during Christmas?
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So they have something to open.
It must have been an updog.
uggggggghhhhhh fine, I’ll bite. What is updog? heheheheh
Tiger Woods likes to start his day by doing 18 holes.
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Then he goes golfing. 
Q: What do you say to a black man in a 3 piece suite?
A: Will the defendant please rise.
Knock knock.