Q: How does every racial joke start?
A: (Look suspiciously over both shoulders)
Q: A black and a Mexican are driving down the road…who’s driving?
A: The arresting officer.
Oh god dammit. What’s white and 12 inches long?
Spoiler
Nothing
And I did laugh at SoVi3t’s joke. I just forgot to click the LOL button.
Spoiler
I was afraid of offending any Japanese people.
Why can’t Stevie Wonder read?
Spoiler
Because he’s black
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Spoiler
Because he doesn’t know he’s black
Check out my shirt, you know what material this is?
Girl: “no?”
It’s boyfriend material.
“Your shirt may be, but not you”
In line with the pirate theme, what do a pirate and a pimp have in common?
Spoiler
They both walk around with a limp saying, “Yo ho, Yo ho!”
You shouldn’t make fun of Stevie Wonder. You ever see his house?
no
Neither has he.
Q: Why don’t women need watches?
A: I’ve never seen a stove without a clock built right in.
Q: Why don’t women need umbrellas?
A: I’ve never seen it rain in a kitchen before.
Q: What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
A: Nothing you haven’t told her twice already.
(Waits for someone who thinks kicking women down stairs is funny too disagree and flag this post. Whoever you might be, you can lick my fucking taint.)
A bunch a savages the lot of ya.
What do you do when the dishwasher is broken?
Smack her around and tell her to get back to work.
That’s quite the dilemma yes. However, when the washing machine breaks I simply put my load in her.
Why are women’s feet smaller than men’s feet?
Spoiler
So they can stand closer to the sink
And to be fair…
How many men does it take to open a can of beer?
Spoiler
None. Wives should already have it opened when he gets home.
Spoiler
Psyche
What’s the difference between arguing with a woman and a knife?
A knife usually has a point
Whats a woman?
[details=Spoiler]a vehicle for a vagina
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
Cheesy jokes not cheesy pickup lines :tdown:
Why are women so desperate to get married?
Spoiler
It’s the only time they get to leave the kitchen.
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
Person A: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
Person B: No
Person A: That’s because it hasn’t come out yet.
I always preferred:
What’s that useless bit of skin around the vagina called?
the woman.
Q: Why are blacks so tall?
A: Cause their knee grows.