Is it just me, or does it always show Unknown as the last post and it says the join date as “about a minute ago”?
This thread makes me laugh harder than i should admit
What’s the most violent book Helen Keller ever read?
A cheese grater
another man walks into a bar
Spoiler
he too suffers injury
What do you call a black person running in front of a bunch of white people?
An Olympic runner you fucking racists.
What do you call a gay bar with no seats?..a fruit stand. Speaking of gay bars, what did one gay guy say to the other at the bar? Let me push in your stool.
One of my homies in the FGC over here just posted this on FB:
A brunette chick comes home after a night at the bar and says to her blonde roommate “Omg! Last night I slept with a hot Brazilian!” Shocked, her roommate replies "Omg that’s crazy!..
Spoiler
…How many is a brazillion?" 
Ya remember that Sanity Not Included vid. With that sex with a dog series of puns with Link and Fox? Here’s the feline equivalent
X-23: So Felicia… did your dad…
Felicia: Did he what?
Morrigan: Ya know… do the cat.
Lye with the Lioness
Cheat with a Cheetah
Got a kink for the Lynx
Bobbing for bobcats
Got a thing for Cougars
Got in those Panther Panties
Felicia: YES!
Morrigan: Can I do one more
Felicia: Fine
Morrigan: Hid his dragon in the crouching Tiger
Felicia: Storms off
Oh and what would a bad joke thread be without a Caruso One Liner?
“Sir! A pedophile seems to be abducting children by luring them into his van with pokemon cards”
" I guess you can say his tactics are"
puts on sunglasses
“Super Effective”
YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
crickets
Q: What do a pile of bricks and a fat white girl have in common?
A: Eventually both will be laid by Mexicans.
Why black people got white palms? Cause there is some good in everybody…
A womanizer, an alcoholic, and a pothead all get sent to hell for things they’ve done while they were alive. When they arrive, the Devil greets them and says with a grin “Since you have not committed any terrible acts to others in your lives I will show some mercy. You will each be allowed a room with with whatever you desire.” A look of shock and delight cover their faces and without hesitation the womanizer exclaims “Women! I’d like my room to be filled with the most gorgeous women anyone has ever seen!” A door opens, and sure enough, the most beautiful women the man had ever seen lay behind it calling his name. The Devil lets him in and closes the door behind him. Next, the alcoholic says “Oh boy! If you would, I’d like my room to be filled with the finest drinks in the world! Wine! Beers! The best!” The Devil quickly grants him his request and closes him into his room. Lastly, the pothead jumps for joy knowing what his turn has arrived “The best strains! Every type and color! If I’m gonna be in Hell I’m gonna be high!” His request goes fulfilled as the others and he’s closed in his room.
70 years later the Devil returns to see how the three are doing. He opens the womanizers door. Surrounded by old women, some even dead the womanizer runs for the door and yells “Help me! Many of these women have died and the stench is maddening, also, I am diseased! Please let me out!” The devil grins and shuts the door.
Next he opens the alcoholics door. There’s vomit everywhere and the man is barely able to move, hardly understandably he yells “Youve returned! Help me please! I’ve grown sick of this yet I cannot stop! Show mercy!” The devil laughs and closes the door.
Lastly he visits potheads room. There’s plants grown to the ceiling filling the room almost entirely. He finds the man laying on the floor and staring at the wall blankly with tears coming from his eyes, the man turns around and yells "You’ve come back! Please help me!–
Spoiler
… You got a lighter man? :neutral:
Wait, we can do racist jokes in here too!?!?!?
I had to wait until other people LOLed crusades’ joke before I did so I didn’t look like a racist.
An american, a frenchman, and a japanese guy are stranded on an island. In order to survive, they divide their tasks. The American will be in charge of shelter, the french will be in charge of food, and the japanese will be in charge of supplies.
A year later, a rescue chopper shows up, and there is a 2 story villa built. The American and the frenchman welcome the rescue crew, and provide them with a well cooked five course meal. The rescue crew asks where the japanese guy is, and the two others mention they never saw him after the first day they were stranded. They decide to organize a quick search party before leaving the island.
As they open the front door, the japanese guy jumps out at them, and yells SUPPLIES!!!
Why did the black guy go his vasectomy in a tuxedo
Because if he was gonna be impotent he wanted to dress impotent
Lotta soul dried saddened niggas in here not to laugh at Sovs joke, lol ive been rolling for the past half hour. Anyways need to get a paddy and mick joke in here since its for the cheesey ones.
*Paddy and Mick are walking past a Police Station.
A big poster at the front reads “Two Blackmen wanted for rape!”
Paddy turns to Mick and says “those fuckers always get the best jobs”.
*
And ofcourse to throw in a Scottish man, English man, Irish man joke into the mix…
*An Englishman, an Irishman, and Scottish man are drinking in a bar.
A fly lands in the Englishman’s pint. The Englishman is incensed, and pushes his beer away and orders another.
A fly lands in the Scottish man’s pint. The Scottish man looks at the fly, shrugs, and just drinks the fly down.
A fly lands in the Irishman’s pint. The Irishman is furious. He picks out the fly, and violently shakes the fly over his pint glass while screaming, “Spit it out ya wee bastard!”*
@chadouken! didnt know you were a racist man, thats cold. 
A pirate enters a bar and orders a rum and coke. As he drinks, the bartender notices that he has the wheel from a ship attached to the fly of his pants. After another drink or two, the bartender finally says, “Mister, it’s probably none of my business, but are you aware you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?”
The pirate says
“Arrr! And it’s drivin’ me nuts!”