My go to joke has been,
So I bought some sneakers from my drug dealer today…I don’t know what this stuff was laced with but I’ve been tripping all day.
Ask someone if they want to goto one of your barbecue’s, and if they ask which one, just say the one were I put my meat on your grill
What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?
I’m the wiener.
The victory was something the hot dog was to… relish.
lol went back over this thread, I had forgotten the joke I wrote 4 years ago, it made me laugh B)
“Hey girl, what’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the one”
Where has this thread been all my life LMAO
My professor proposed my class start a pessimist’s club.
I simply stated that it would never get off the ground.
Why is a vagina like the weather?
Because when its wet its time to go inside.
What’s that useless skin around the vagina called?
A woman.
What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
Spoiler
BA-NA-NA-NA!
One day, a guy is riding the bus home. On the bus, he sees this GORGEOUS woman. Too bad she’s a nun. But he still tries to flirt with her anyways. She doesn’t even respond and gets off the bus. He asks the bus driver, “Hey, can you tell me anything that might improve my chances with the nun?” The bus driver tells him, “Well, every Thursday at 8 PM she goes to the cemetery to pray for the dead.” So the guy decides to make the best God costume he could. He shows up to the cemetery and sees the nun, pops out from behind a bush and exclaims, “I’m God!” The nun asks, “Oh God! What do you wish of me?” The guy says, “To have sex with me.” The nun answers, “Okay, but only anal.” So they have nasty, raunchy anal sex out on the grass. The best sex in his life. When he’s done, the guy pulls off his disguise and goes, “Ha! I’m the guy from the bus!” Then the nun pulls off her outfit and says, “Ha! I’m the bus driver!”
YO THAT BUS DRIVERS AN ASSHOLE LMFAO
Why do they call it AIDs when it doesnt help you with anything
You know Rick Astley will lend you any of his Pixar movies except for one.
He’s never gonna give you “Up”.
Random guy told me this at a BJ’s Restaurant…
What did the fish say when he hit a cement wall while swimming?
Spoiler
Dam…
What does DJ (street fighter character) do after shooting a guy in the face with a .44 magnum?
he starts dancing with his marracas !
hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahah
What did your mom say when I stuck my dick in her mouth?
Spoiler
“dthdkkismffggnggddd”
Probably in here somewhere in this thread 'cause it’s old as dirt.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Spoiler
Na-cho cheese
^ that joke is very much like this thread.
I was hoping for double points with that extra cheese.