do you do karate?
cause your bodys kicking!
damn im an asshole >_<
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr Dre
Heard this one from one of my home boys at Evo.
Q : What did the Mexican Fire Fighter name his two kids?
answer
Spoiler
He named them Jose, and Hose B
I have a baby sized penis
9lbs 4oz
KNOCK KNOCK
My wife wanted that song to be our first dance, but we ended up changing it. I got a little chuckle out of that one, though.
Come in.
way to ruin it
Nice. haha.
What do old people smell like?
…Depends…
What do you call an Indian man that can’t stop punching women in the cunt?
…Punjabi.
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven…
What the number say to the pi? O stop being so irrational.
Saw this on FB this morning
Ben: Hey, who gave you that black eye?
Tim: Nobody gave it to me, I had to fight for it.
What do a pirate and a pimp have in common?
They both walk around with a limp saying, “Yo ho, yo ho.”
Wave a carton of milk past someone’s face and ask them: “What kind of milk is this?”
When they answer incorrectly tell them it’s “past-eur-ized”
WHAT DID BARLOG SAY JUST BEFORE HE MURDERRD UR ASS?
Spoiler
FINAL !!!
What’s the difference between a constipated owl and a poor marksman?
-The poor marksman shoots and shoots but never hits.
What’s the difference between and eight-year-old girl in a bathtub and a nun?
-The nun has hope in her soul.
What’s the difference between a pack of pygmies and a women’s marathon?
-The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
-The pickpocket snatches watches.
I didn’t get any of those
Lol. Here I’ll give you a hint on the first one, and you can work out the rest. Also, it helps if you say them out loud.
Spoiler
The poor marksman shoots and shoots but never hits, and the constipated owl hoots and hoots but never shits.