SF CHEEZY JOKES : By me
two gays sitting at a bar, they talk about street fighter. some random asked “so what tier is ken?”
the gays reply at the same time:
“top”
“bottom”
and the random guy slowly walks away.
were u expecting them to say “tiers are for queers?” :razz:
your mother is so dumb, even rufus won’t talk to her.
guile slaps 3 hoes at the same time…what does he say?
“SONIC BOOM!”
how did dhalsim get so limp?
by trying to pick up yo fat ass momma.
what’s bison’s favorite drink?
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what’s vega’s?
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Balrog?
KOOL AID U FOOL!!!
yo momma smells like blanka’s feet
…
and gief’s underwear
…
and feurte’s cooking.
what’s cammy’s favorite position?
CANNON SPIKE!!!
ken ask ryu to borrow some money, what does ryu say?
“noooocandoken.”
Was “why did the chicken cross the road” done already?
So a dude walks into a bar…ouch!
digimonemperor, those are the worst jokes i’ve ever read.
i just lost some of my sense of humor.
cheezy jokes are cheezy! :razz:
DopeUyuu
September 21, 2010, 10:45pm
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mostly cheesy joke but a good premise for the show for it’s time ha ha. Doesn’t the host sound like Norbert from Angry Beavers?
Gandara
September 22, 2010, 12:07am
528
I truly wanted to be happy about my new robotic body, but my heart just wasn’t in it.
His horseback pursuer was fast, that much was sure, but Ichabod Crane knew the villain would never get ahead.
If Mountain Dew is cliff-side condensation and Mello Yello is soothing color, what is Vault? Answer: disgusting.
I’ve always wanted to learn how to play bass, but I couldn’t get over the dead fish smell.
Why is the sky blue? Answer: It’s having kind of a bad day.
SoVi3t
September 22, 2010, 12:14am
529
My exgf complained about my baby sized penis
Then I weighed it, and found out she was right.
9 pounds 4 ounces
M.D
September 22, 2010, 12:32am
530
“Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m a scitsofrenic, and so am I.”
I’m so glad I found this thread. Thank you SRK.
^ Best joke ever.
1: You wanna go to Wendy’s?
1: you get that package?
Whats the difference between a chainsaw and a naked midget?
I dont have a chainsaw tied up in my basement.
and since we are talking about cheezy jokes,
What is cheese called that is not yours?
nacho cheese!
Gandara
September 22, 2010, 1:47am
533
That was a gouda one. I laughed 'til I was bleu in the face. I almost creamed my pants.
Two guys are hunting in the woods. They both realize it’s time to split up but neither one are wearing bright colors so they realize they have to come up with a safety system so they don’t accidentally shoot each other. They agree to wave their hands in the air and say “I’M NOT A DEER!” to avoid being shot by each other should they get close by. Well when one of them walks by the other a while later he puts his hands up and says “I"M NOT A DEER!” and gets shot right in the shoulder…
He opens up his eyes seeing his friend, horrified standing above him. He said, “Why did you shoot me? I said I wasn’t a deer!”. His friend sighed and exclaimed “Oh! I thought you said you WERE a deer!”
Gandara
September 22, 2010, 2:09am
535
Irennicus:
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The Other Guys was a great movie.
Never saw it. That joke is older than religion.
Gandara
September 22, 2010, 2:16am
537
Regardless, The Other Guys was a great movie. Just saw it a few days ago and this exact joke is used in the post-credits silliness.
Old favorite cheesy joke. I hope its not posted. I’m only on page 8 right now, lol. I’ll edit to add more.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
I’m sorry, that one was posted before, lol. I just saw it. Soooo, here is a new joke. Enjoy.
2 guys were trying to steal apples from an old man’s apple tree.
Guy #1 decided to go first. Jumped over the fence and while nearing the tree he stepped on a tree branch, and it made a loud noise. “!!CRACK!!”
The old man woke up, cocked back his shotgun and shouted, “Who’s there?”
Guy #1 yelled “Meow”.
Old Man: “Oh, it’s a stupid cat.” And then went back to sleep.
Guy#1 stole some apples and jumped back over the fence.
Guy#2 jumped over the fence next, and stepped on the same tree branch. “!!CRACK!!”
The old man woke up and cocked his shotgun again, “Who’s there?”
Guy #2 shouted, “It’s another cat!!”
Shotgun went “BLOOOOAWWWW”
sambao
September 22, 2010, 6:34am
539
one day u walked in on your mom drawing pictures of Dragon Ball and u told her “yo mom! Gokou is dead, u needa remember to draw a halo” and she was like “oh! I kno that song! Beyonce!”
and then she started singing that song “halo! HALO! halo! HALO! halo! HALO! halo! HALO! halo! HALO! halo! HALO! halo! HALO! halo! HALO! whooooooowwhhh~!!!”
seriously… worst song ever.
Gandara
September 22, 2010, 6:38am
540
I wanna know what the hell kind of shotgun sounds like an enfeebled vampire with self-esteem issues.
“You know, Dracula. The town doesn’t like you drinking the blood of our young. We’re gonna have to ask you to stop.”
“Silence! Now I’m going to suck your bloo-awww…”
“… What? You sort of trailed off there.”
“Eh. Just not feeling the whole vampire thing anymore. You know, Twilight and all.”
“Ah, yeah, I feel you. That movie really drained the life out of the vampire genre.”
BA BUM CHING!
