Yo mama got 1 eye and what leg and they call her Ilene.:yawn:
Do you want these? These what? Deez nuts nukka (hahaha… hell no)
Who do you need when you are single? Inita Mann:yawn:
I suck at jokes:(
Not too bad. Nice try though. I mean, I can’t even come up with a cheesy joke.
It’s the packaging of a chocolate we have in the UK and as a ‘‘bonus’’, they all have jokes on the back. The chocolate is actually quite nice, but the jokes are always lame.
Like I said: lame.
What do you get when you cross a helicopter and a rhino?
Hell if I know
P…p…p…pick up…
Haha. That candy bar looks pretty cool.
here’s part of a line i used in a freestyle at a house party…
“I’ll kick you in your coochie & call it pussyfootin”
lol…
Yo mama got one leg and still trying to double dutch.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
what does a big tomato say to a small tomato ?
ketchup .
lol
q1)why’d the chef get arrested?
q2)why’d the chicken cross the playground?
q3)why’d the tofu cross the road?
a1)for beating the eggs
a2)to get to the other slide
a3)to prove he wasn’t chicken
-Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a banana.
-One for any islanders:
What’s a Hindu?
Lay eggs, bro.
-What’s brown and sticky?
Human feces.
There’s a guy who sees a kid blushing at the grocery store.
He askes him “Why are you blushing?”
The kid responds “I saw Salad Dressing”
:tup:
A man walks into a restaurant and says, “How do you prepare your chicken?” The cook says, “Nothing special, we just tell 'em they’re gonna die.”
your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
yo momma’s so dumb, she saw you and your friends practicing breakdancing and she asked “yo what move is that?” and u responded “mom it’s called halo” and she was like “oh! I kno that song! Beyonce!”
and then she started singing that song “halo! HALO! halo! HALO! halo! HALO! halo! HALO! halo! HALO! halo! HALO! halo! HALO! halo! HALO! whooooooowwhhh~!!!”
that song still sucks.
A buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, “Make me one with everything.”
Q. how are tiger woods and santa claus different?
A. santa stops after three ho’s.
Q: What does a cue ball and a mexican have in common?
A: The harder you hit them the more english comes out.
Is Rick Astley immune to Shoryukens? I got rickrolled recently while watching a starcraft 2 ingame video and despite it being on a Dell Streak, was just as painful as the first time I was ricked rolled.
the buddhist asks for his change, and the vendor says “Change comes from within”