what do Michael jackson and playstation have in common?
They are both made of plastic and like to play with little boys :]:]:]
An infamous one from Nintendo Power:
“What did Mario use to see the future?”
“A Luigi Board!”
Yeah, it’s lame as fuck but you wanted cheesy right?
How does a tree get online?
it logs on.
why couldn’t the bike stand?
it was two-tired.
What do they call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair?
Roll-Aids :lol:
Three tomatoes walkin’ down the street…papa tomato, mama tomato, baby tomato…and baby tomato starts laggin’ behind. Papa tomato runs up to the baby and smashes him all over the sidewalk, tells him “catch up.”
Why the the policeman stay in bed all day?
Because he was undercover.
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Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other
Does this taste funny to you?
Why do golfers where to pair of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.
What did the Cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
The bike one and the cannibal one had me laughin’. The cannibal one is some funny shit.
Q. What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable.
A. Putting her back in the wheelchair.
Q. What did the lesbian make for dinner?
A. She didn’t, she ate out.
I’m sure this joke (like a bunch others on here) have been said already, but I’m going to say it anyways?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take me awhile to get hard. I just got laid.
yo momma’s so dumb, that after the whole Eiffel 65 fiasco she tried to make up for it by bumping Crazytown in the minivan with the windows down and speakers up all like “Come my lady come come my lady u my butterfly suga baby!”
it was an honest attempt to be cool and hard, but it jus didnt work…
lol, that made me giggle a few times.
Nothing to give to the thread on my end though, sorry.
sambao just stop, man. It’s getting painful in a way not even masochists can enjoy.
This reminds me of one my teacher said.
‘‘What part of the cabbage don’t you eat? The Wheel chair’’.
It wasn’t funny but it made me laugh because that teacher just didn’t care, if it was taking the piss out of teachers, students or making crude jokes.
I remember when some girl was going on about how she felt ugly and he said ‘‘It’s not all bad, at least you save a lot of money on contraception’’.
Yo when the fuck did Wilmer Valderrama join srk, these jokes are as cool as his acting career.
What do you call a penguin in the dessert.
Lost.
(that was on the back of a penguin wrapper. Worst part is, I guessed it sarcastically.)
What’s a penguin wrapper?
[This isn’t a joke. It’s a question]
Sushi?
Antarctica is a desert.