Fuckin joke sucked
I want the 3 seconds of my life reading that, back; now.
Why Did the chicken cross the road?
I dunno.
To get to the other side.
…
Knock Knock.
who’s there?
It’s me the chicken who crossed the road to get to your house!
it sounds too real to be a joke. haha. but i laughed a little.:wonder:
You know you made a Freudian slip when you mean one thing but say a mother.
Haha, i actually liked that one! It reminds me of something my mother would do.
Lol, that’s a good one. These lil ones are the best. :tup:
Daddy, daddy, your dick tastes like shit!
Yeah, well your brother wanted a new bike.
Did you see the new pirate movie?
It’s rated RRRRRRR.
-what’s a duck’s favorite drug?
i’m sure you can figure it out:sweat:
Whoa, bump! I don’t have nothing to contribute, but I DID figure out a duck’s favorite drug.
What is it, Sas!?
Spoiler
It’s weed, man. It’s weed.
Is he joking?
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, “Dam!”
Nuh uh
Spoiler
Surely it’s Quack?
yo momma’s so dumb, she picked you up from school in a minivan with the windows down and the speakers up to the max bumpin Eiffel 65 like “Im blue da boo dee da boo da da boo dee da boo da da boo dee da boo da” as if that’s how cool ppl act but instead it was hella embarrassing.
Your momma is so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
What do you call epileptic salad?
Seizure salad.
I feel dirty posting in this thread.
I came in here to day,
how come you can tune a car but you can’t tuna fish?
Do you know the difference between a lesbian and a hammer?
…You don’t? Damn, you’re like, fuckin dumb…
walks away
I forgot the setup for the joke in Pulp Fiction but I was asked it the other day and this was the response off the top of my head.
“What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato?”
“I’M GONNA RIPE YOU!”
Pretty weak but it made me laugh.
Wow, thumbs down, two thumbs down :hate: :mad:
Two crackers walk into a bar. One got assalted.