Genious.
Not sure if it’s been posted…
So a dyslexic girl walks into a bra…
What did one snowman say to the other?
… Smells like carrots.
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I love this thread.
Anyhoo, if you know some Hawaiian, then you might get this. Made up by me!
-Knock knock.
-Who’s there?
-I’ma…
-I’ma who?
-You’re mahoo.
Smalls LoLs ensue…by me only.
:d: Brilliant avatar.
Horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “HEY! Why the long face?”
A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a martini. Bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind around here.” Mushroom says, “Why not? I’m a fungi.”
A baby seal walks into a club…
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
I am reading this thread with these links in other tabs for extra LOLs:
http://www.sadtrombone.com/
http://www.pacdudegames.com/fail/
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
http://www.hiyoooo.com/
http://www.emergencyyodel.com/
Clown walks into a bar and says "Bartender I’ll have a treefort"
Bartender says "Well, what’s in a treefort?"
Clown says "Playboy books and cigars"
wakkawakka
I haven’t heard that joke in years…small lols, but i remember it being much funnier when I was 12. :razzy:
-Knock knock.
-Who’s there?
-A pile up!
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Two cows are grazing in a medow.
First cow turns to the second cow and says "man this mad cow disease outbreak sucks!"
Second cow looks at the first cow and says “yea, good thing im a horse. BREEEEHEHEHEHHEHEHE”
Na Na Na NA!!
How do crazy people get through the forest?
They take the pyschopath.
Why couldn’t Hellen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman.
Two muffins are in an oven cooking.
One muffin says, "damn, it’s really hot in here."
The other muffin says, “AAAAAH!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!”
If the Evolution tournament was ever held in Kansas state, there’s a law requiring them to hold another tournament called “Creationism.”
ive heard a variation… what do you call a fish without an eye?
fsh:wasted::bluu::lol:
please keep this thread going, it’s one of my favorites. <3
3 guys walk into a bar. The 4th one ducked.
“The ‘bishop’ came to our church today. The guy was a fuckin imposter! He never once moved diagonally.”
^ Lol. A classic.
yo momma’s so dumb, she saw you and your friends playing Halo and she asked “yo what u kids doing?” and u responded “we’re playing Halo” and she was like “oh! I kno that song! Beyonce!”
and then she started singing that song “halo! HALO! halo! HALO! halo! HALO! halo! HALO! halo! HALO! halo! HALO! halo! HALO! halo! HALO! whooooooowwhhh~!!!”
that song sucks.
How do Japanese girls say “Hello” with their breasts?
Opphi