I guess I gotta tell my Chinese-Mandaring speaking friend who talks like this that he’s actually Japanese. Hopefully he won’t stab himself over the whole Nanking thing.
Be sure to point out that the joke makes no sense if the bartender says “Cinderella” anyway.
I got one it’s a little long though.
There was a Scottish guy who went out drinking one night. he was really drunk and walking home when he passed out on the side of the road. A young girl comes walking by and sees the man laying on the side of the road in his traditional Scottish clothes including a kilt. Well she often wondered if what they say about men not wearing anything under their kilt is true. So she sneaks over and lifts up the kilt to see that he is indeed not wearing any underwear. She was so impressed with what she saw she took the ribbon from her hair and tied it to his manhood and walked away.
The man wakes up several hours later and resumes his walk home. He has to take a leek so he lifts up his Kilt and sees the ribbon tied to him and says “I don’t know where I was last night but I’m glad to see I won first prize!”
What’s the Fastest speed lmit of Secks?
68 Miles per hour because At 69 You flip Over.
Courtesy of Sanchez.
whats big, fat, atrociously ugly and fulla hot air?
justin wong
I had been about to say that. How can he confuse Stoli with “Story”, but pronounce “Cinderella” with no conflict?!
Q: What were the two talkative computers doing?
A: They were having a disc-cussion.
What did Tennessee? Same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware? New Jersey.
Where has Oregon? I don’t know, but Alaska.
LOL, thank you! I knew there was a third one!
Here’s mine…
Did you here about the dislexic agnostic with insomnia?
Poor guy stayed up all night trying to determine if there was a dog or not.
What does a fish say when it hits a wall?
“DAM!!”
what did master p say when he stubbed his toe?
“UUGHHHH”
Where does a king keep his armies?
In his Sleevies.
What do Vegetarian Zombies eat?
GRAINS!
A guy walks into a bar. Breaks his nose.
^That’s some Mitch Hedberg one-liner shit, right there.
A friend offered to give me a brand new XBox360 for Christmas. I don’t want an XBox360 but I do want a broken console next year. So…
lol good one.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
the joke
Spoiler
You poker face.
that was good