What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Takes Bow
Thank you. Thank you. I made that one up myself.
Oh here’s another one:
A guy spots a hooker while driving down the street, so he pays for her and takes her to a Motel. As she turns around to take her clothes off he gets on the bed and starts jerkin’ off. She turns around sees him beatin’ it and goes, “WTF are you doing?!”
He says, “What? You thought I was going to give you the easy one?”
–Gilbert Gottfried
Can’t believe this hasn’t been posted yet.
A Mamma tomato a Pappa tomato and a little baby tomato where down the street. The little baby tomato starts lagging behind when Mamma tomato turns around and stomps on the baby tomato and yells KETCHUP!
=/
Don’t skip to the punchline at the end.
http://www.forestfirepb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=527&start=0&st=0&sk=t&sd=a
Uhh…it’s the topic title and the page name. Fail.
LoL. I did…
cuz that shit looks like a damn book.
Note: Being sarcastic about that book thing. I hear books have more content.
Uhhh… Can someone explain this one to me?
How Filipinos named Staten Island:
A couple of Filipinos are taking a boat to America and see a random mass of land, one guy turns to other guy and says:
“Istaten island?”
:shake:
:u: Haha. I could use this one around my family.
That’s the joke.
Spoiler
Eye socket sex.
Skullfucking
^^ OH… lol.
Don’t know if this one has been posted,
If you’re American before you go pee, and you’re American after you go pee, what are you when you pee?
European.
Sorry, another lame Filipino joke just like the last one.
Two Filipino guys were frozen into statues and were good friends before the incident. They can’t move and only have the ability to speak. One day they move them where they can see each other and one statue recognizes the other one and asks:
“Istatue?”
Man.
Next one:
Three guys are on the run from the cops and have nowhere to go. Their only option is to hide in three potato bags they had seen lying around. They jump in and tell it each other to be quiet. The cops notice the seemingly full potato bags and walk in front of them suspiciously. Nervous, the first guy goes:
“Meow”
Oh, it’s just a cat. The cops disregard the potato bag and move on to the next one. Catching on the play of his buddy, the second guy goes:
“Woof”
Oh, it’s just a dog. They move on to the third bag. Thinking he came up with a brilliant idea to outshine his friends the third guy says:
“Potatooh”
That’s fucking adorable! I think my heart would have melted if I’d heard that from a little girl(no pedo).
Aw yea
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?
Spoiler
Dr. Dre.
^^^Who is that in your Avatar???
The private message mailwoman.
although they never get old
THATS WHAT SHE SAID!! 
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
…none because they can’t change anything.
Two brunettes and a blonde escape from prison. The cops are on their tail so they run inside an abandon barn and hide inside empty potato bags. The cops look into the barn and see the bags moving. One girl get an idea to make animal noises to throw off the cops.
The first brunette goes “oink oink oink” so the cops thought it was just a pig.
The second brunette catches on and goes “cuk cuk cuk” so the cops thought it was just a chicken.
The blonde then catches on and thinking cleverly, she yells, “potatoes!!”