why doesn’t anybody tell jokes about jonestown?
the punchline is too long.
Whats a pirates favorite food?
bAAAAAARbeque
what did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Wheres POPcorn?
What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?
Blea-otch
lulz, glad to see this thread is back.
pos repped a few
am i allowed to post racist jokes or is that against the rules?
sep warned about them in some of the older pages.
This woman s going through labor and her husband couldn’t make it so he calls his brother to go over there.
The husband makes it over later and the brother tells him,
“Since you weren’t here I had to name the baby.”
“So what did you name it?”
“Since it was a girl I named her Denise”
“That’s a good name. What if it was a boy?”
“DaNephew.”
If the lead character of Psycho, Norman Bates, had servants, they would call him Master Bates.
Like why this farmer milks male cattle.
SF4 tribute
Why was Ryu such an inspiration to Ken?
Because when they trained he’d say “Gouken(Go KEN), you’re the best!”
“Sir…sir…! That is not a teat and that is not milk in that bucket.”
there goes my protoss joke.
/rimshot:tup:
Fred went to his Doctor’s office because of a problem and during the intake
evaluation by the Nurse he asked if she had ever laughed at a patient’s problem.
“Of course I won’t laugh”, said the nurse. “I’m a professional. In over twenty
years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”
“Okay then,” said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest ‘man thingy’ the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn’t have
been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor
laughing. Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her
composure.
“I am so sorry,” she said. “I don’t know what came over me. On my honor as a
nurse and a lady, I promise it won’ t happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to
be the problem?”
“It’s swollen,” Fred replied.
She ran out of the room.
But in keeping with the more cheesey jokes:
Q)why elephant got 4 feet???
A)they look funny with 4 inches!!!
Q)what do you call a man who put his tool in woman’s mouth???
A)a dentist!!!
Q)why the light in lighthouse keep flashing???
A)would’nt you if you had 1000 crabs hanging on your rocks!!!
what?
I looked at where he’s from and saw “London, East.” I guess it’s a (British) English sense of humor.
Why can’t the music teacher keep a woman interested?
Because he always dreams of being in A minor.
Why does a ballerina wear a tutu?
Because a oneone is too small, and a threethree is too big.
Something like that, i guess…
:lol:
I just made this one up… Try’n to find the best way to get my point across.
What do a wine store, sushi restaurant and an Asian massage parlor have in common???
They all sell yellow tail…