Is that the second or third time this joke has been told? Read the thread, people.
Hot Shots?
I went to a restaurant last night and they had napkins for your drinks and they each had a joke about fish or something.
What fish makes the best sandwiches?
Peanut Butter and Jellyfish… :rolleyes:
What do you call a ‘brown’ guy who got stuck under his vehicle?
Pinnedunderjeep
har har har this joke is old i dun even remember if i said it right.
Shouldn’t the answer just be Jellyfish? Then again, that wouldn’t really be much of a joke.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was carrying a gun.
was this place in long beach? i went to a restaurant like that recently, and clearly remember that napkin.
the other napkin was
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh
or something like that. those napkins made me angry, but the picture of the shark made up for it.
Im eating these string “cheese” & they have jokes on each package…
Here’s the one i just ate…
Q: I run but i have no legs, what am i?
A: a nose
Why do all emo kids wear the same clothes?
Because all white kids want to be black.
what do you call a cow with one leg? … lean beef
what do you call a cow with no legs??? …ground beef
what do you call a horny cow??? (two answers) a.)beef strogonoff b.)beef jerky
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Why the long face?”…
…
That’s it. I’m negging reposts.
And if I’m getting singled out, I’m negging non cheesy jokes and people’s nicks that just annoy me.
what starts with a “t” ends with “t” and has “t” in it?
]A teapot[/SPOILER
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Why is the letter B always tired?
[SPOILER=]its always in bed[/details]
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
[SPOILER=]dam!(damn)[/details]
Two blondes each standing on opposite sides of a river.
Blonde1:"How do you get to the other side of the river!"
Blonde2:“You ARE on the other side!”
whats the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger jokes?
[SPOILER=]Heath Ledger jokes can get old[/SPOILER]
What did the wall say to the ceiling?
“Meet you at the corner.”
What money does Peter Parker carry?
spider cents
Worst joke ever:
When a Japanese person speaks dirty English while in southern California, what is that called?
SANDY EIGO
Wow, is that just naturally awful or awful because I got it? 
That, WAS HORRIBLE. Throw yourself off a cliff, now.
Crazy ppl, srsly :looney:
what does a gay brownie have in it?
chocolate covered nuts
So an emo kid walks into a bar…then he quickly leaves to go home and write in his Livejournal about it.