I say fuck it if it makes you laugh then to hell with everyone else. Keep posting.
Hilarious stuff.
Q. What did the lady see when the Pilsbury Doughboy bent over?
A. His doughnuts.
Q. What did 50 cent say after he received a sweater for christmas?
A. G-Unit?
Chuck Norris is the reason why waldo is hiding
This shit doesn’t even make sense. it’s one song.
I heard someone say that joke, I don’t listen to beyonce so I wouldn’t know
Q: Why do elephants have 4 feet?
A: Cause 9 inches is too small.
@Dvdrummer
You don’t even know what the punchline is to a joke you posted? Wonderful. I know your punchline but I’m not cheesy enough for this thread.
yeah i heard it too…
a couple pages ago!:rolleyes:
I thought this thread was for cheesey jokes, not offensive ones.
lol, oh man I went to korean fest in chicago this year. don’t even get me start on how cheesy some of those bilingual korean/english jokes were. Especially the ones about will smith and ordering soup at a korean restraunt.
What do you get when you put together a noob and SRK?
dvdrummer
IF YOU COME BACK TOMORROW ASKING FOR GRAPES I’M GONNA HAMMER YOUR FEET INTO THE GROUND :mad:
It’s not even a song…it’s just one line in a song.
i’m looking for a guy on SRK… he used to be a gay boxer… i think his user name is “fruit punch”
how do you kill a circus?
go for the juggler
what some of contest did the broom win?
a sweepstake
why was the chef arrested?
for beating the eggs
knock knock
who’s there?
justin
justin who?
justin time for dinner
“hey girl… you must be a pokemon… cuz i wanna PEEK-AT-CHU”
what university did the skunk go to?
P.U.
how do you prevent gay people from getting AIDS?
tell the to sit down and shut their mouths
when a pelican goes to a restaurant, what does he order?
whatever fits in the bill
what did the judge say when a skunk walked in the court?
odor in the court
how do you stop an elephant from charging?
take away its credit card
how do you stop a skunk from smelling?
plug its nose
why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?
just incase they get a hole in one
how do you make a tissue dance?
put a little boogy in it
This is taken from http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/189268/. I heard the joke before, but am too lazy to type it all out…
A farmer is protective of his 3 daughters, who happen to be going on their first dates at the same time. So he waits by the door with his shotgun. The first guy come to the door and says “Hi my name is Joe. I’m looking for Flo. We’re going to the show. Is she ready to go?” The farmer lets his daughter out. Then the next guy comes and says “Hi my name is Eddy. I’m looking for Betty. We’re getting spaghetti, is she ready?” The farmer lets them go. Finally the last guy shows up. "Hi my name is Chuck an- " BAM! The farmer shot him.
Seriously. C’mon guys, let’s keep it to woman hating. :lol:
Q. What do you do with an Elephant that has 3 balls?
A. You walk him and pitch to the Rhino.
High-5’s anyone who’s knows where that joke comes from
oh yeah i forgot one…
what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?
ROBERTO!
how do you know the clock was hungry?
it went back four seconds.
hilarious. Here’s one
3 guys were trapped on a mountain. A genie appears and says, “If you jump off this mountain, you will become whatever you say.” The first guy jumps off and says “Hawk.” He becomes a hawk and flies away. Second guy jumps and says “Eagle” He becomes an eagle and flies away. Third guy starts running, but right before he jumps. he trips off the edge and screams “OOOOOOOHHHHHH SHHHHIIITTTTT”