Honestly it is kind of shocking to see you fail so bad and so consistently. You do good work in other threads but you do not have a taste for the cheese. Bow out now…
Why do they call them blue balls?
cuz they’re sad
damn this thread is gdlk
also damn someone beat me to my only joke of 6 afraid of 7. lol i suck.
…that’s not a joke.
Dammit, okay…
What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
answer
Spoiler
A bunny fart
What’s brown and sticky?
answer
Spoiler
A stick
What’s green and smells like pork?
answer
Spoiler
Kermit’s fingers
Fobio, either read the thread or get the fuck out.
Tell Magnetix to quit with the racist jokes every post and it’ll be all good.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Why’d the boy fall off his bike?
He had no legs.
To go along with the Soulja Boy joke mentioned earlier…
Who is Alicia Keys’ best friend?
No one…no one…NOOOO OOOOOONEEEeeeee.
^ lol
i hate nirvana…although kurt cobain is my hero, he killed kurt cobain.
the best thing kurt cobain ever released was the safety on his shotgun.
That’s actually not cheesy.
Nope, I’m afraid that joke…is indeed withOUT cheese…
I would rep you if I could.
I was staying with a friend who had an apartment in Chinatown and the walls were quite thin. A Chinese couple were next door and you could tell they were getting quite romantic. I could hear everything they were saying:
Girl: "Oooh baby I wanna do wat chu liiike…"
Guy: "Mmm… you make me feel good la?"
Girl: "Yeah me give you sucky sucky?"
Guy: "How about a sikky nai (69)?"
Girl: “WHAT? YOU WAN BEEF & BROCCOLI?”
Just saw on the news that our local Police Station’s toilet was stolen…Cops have nothing to go on.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
answer
Spoiler
They both leave kids rooms with empty sacks.
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
answer
Spoiler
Acne waits until you’re 13 to come on your face.
What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?
answer
Spoiler
They both have little boys pants half off
What is bedtime at Michael Jacksons house?
answer
Spoiler
When the big hand covers the little hand.
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McDonalds is showing their support of MJ by coming out with the Michael Jackson Burger. It’s a 50 year old piece of meat slapped between two eight year old buns
How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?
answer
Spoiler
put a plunger in the toilet
Why was Jesus so popular with the ladies?
Must be Republican?
That’s a cheesey joke all by itself.
And on that note What do you call a Bush supporter?
Date Rape.(They’re getting fucked and don’t even know it)
:shake:Thats a little extreme to be corny.
2 good.
If a “fly” had no wings would you call it a “walk”??.. Think about it…
You’re just not gonna get off my balls unless I change my tone w/you are you? That’s twice. You love them shits, I don’t do homo. Oh and it’s not “work” to me, it’s just free posting. But hey everybody, I guess I’m being told by some random scrub I’m too fantastic for this thread and all your cheesiness. He even has the audacity to “advise” that I bounce cause I’m too good for ya’ll.
I think you’re just a hater, but I appreciate your concern. This thread is like a dive bar, I think I’ll keep poking my head in from time to time when I damn please. Just make sure you focus on posting jokes and stop trying to hang off my nuts. In order to be a true winner you gotta know how to pick yourself up from a fall. That’s why I’m me nigga.