man 9 pages it took for this one.
this guy
What do you get when you mate a chicken with an elephant?
A dead chicken with a hole in it.
My mom told me that one. Seriously, old people shouldnt be allowed to make those kinds of jokes.
A joke that toes the line between corny and tasteless
Remember back in 1997, when Princess Diana was all over the radio?
And the steering wheel, and the glove compartment, and the windshield, and…
How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? 9 months
A black guy with a big nose runs into a wall, what does he break?
His flaccid penis
A Jew with an erection runs into a wall, what does he break?
His nose
An Asian with an erection runs into a wall, what does he break?
His toe
What did the Jamaican guy say to the insane Jewish guy?
JEW SO CRAAAAAZZZYYY!
What did the Jewish guy say to the annoying Jamaican guy?
Jamaican me crazzyyy!!
I could have sworn the answer was because 7 is a rapist.
Do you know why flies have wings?
So they can beat the rednecks to the watermelon.
What’s the difference between select and choose?
Select is when you pick out something, choose is what Mexicans wear on their feet.
An English teacher asked her 8th grade class to write an essay on what they would do if they had a million dollars.
Curtis handed in a blank sheet of paper.
“Curtis!” yelled the teacher, “you’ve done absolutely nothing. Why?”
“Because if I had a million dollars, that’s exactly what I would do!”
Q: How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
answer
Spoiler
A: Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a wild front ear.
What’s the definition of ignorance and arrogance?
answer
Spoiler
I don’t know and I don’t care.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
answer
Spoiler
Ground beef
What do you call a dog with no legs?
answer
Spoiler
It doesn’t matter what you call it, it isn’t gonna come.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
answer
Spoiler
Where you left it.
The lack of quotes on “after awhile, Fred” is what made it confusing.
WTF, I didn’t even notice. I guess I can write everything correctly and forget to put quotes on something and have the ability to bring out a drove of bitches to get on my case. “It doesn’t make sense! Reeny reeny reeny.” Fucking hoes. I can see you’re much smarter than them if you could see around the quotes. Good looking out.
No problem. You know how SRK is. Throw feelings in the air and niggas turn into Randy Moss.
What’s the difference between negros and snow tires?
answer
Spoiler
Snow tires don’t sing spirituals when you put chains on them.
Haha! I like the flash one 
What do you call 500,000 white people jumping from an airplane?
Snow.
A Mexican and a Black guy are on top of a huge building.
The Black guy says 'Hey, let’s jump. Whoever hits the ground first wins.'
The Mexican agrees.
They both jump.
Who wins?
…Society.
Bahahahhahaha
Why do Jews have such big noses?
Cause the air is free.
(This joke was brought to you in memoriam The Original Racist Jokes Thread, SRK 2002. 20+ pages of hilarity, I still smile when I think about it; except for GeesePants’ jokes. Those sucked).
If we can do racist jokes then…
Why weren’t there any black people in the Flinstones?
answer
Spoiler
Because they haven’t evolved from apes yet.
Why weren’t there any black people in the Jetsons?
answer
Spoiler
I don’t know, but the future’s looking great, isn’t it?
What do you call a Vietnamese guy trying to act black?
answer
Spoiler
Vinegar
Let’s try to keep the racist jokes to a minimum.
What do you get when you put George W. Bush and Dick Cheney togther?
US getting fucked.