What do you call a girl who has one leg?
Ilene
What do you call ravioli that dresses up like spaghetti?
An impasta!
What to you call an asian girl with one leg?
IRENE
Q: What did one worm say to the other?
A: Are you my ass?
What do you call a girl with one leg and one eye?
Answer
Spoiler
I-hop
These Irene and IHOP jokes keep getting reposted in here several times. Then to think it’s more important for someone to bitch (UltraDavid) cause they don’t get your joke.
This is a popular local joke, idk if anyone has heard a version of it.
So a Japanese, Hawaiian, and Portuguese heard about a cliff where if you jump off and shout an object out, you turn in to that object. The Japanese is first, and when he jumps off he shouts “Plane!”. The Japanese flies away as a plane. The Hawaiian is second and when he jumps, he shouts “Bird!”. The Hawaiian flies away as a bird. The Portuguese man is third and right before he jumps, he trips over a rock at the edge and goes “Oh shit!”
Kind of a variation of that [media=youtube]jyald5tqM8E[/media]
This is one of my favorites, even if the incident is irrelevant now.
Q: Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?
A: Because he wanted to *beat *the crowd.
Ahahaha…the frown was too good. 
Want to hear a Dirty Joke?
A Man fell in the Mud!
Want to hear a Clean Joke?
He took a Shower!
The Snowman was smiling when he saw the Snowblower…
What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
You SUCK!
Two men walked into a bar. The third one ducked.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9!!!
bahahahha
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Because he doesn’t know he’s black!
lololol
So a black guy, white guy, and Portuguese guy are being chased by a cop. The criminals all run into an alley and hide into three sacs they find. The cop sees the three sacs and decides to check and make sure they’re not inside. The first one he hits has the black guy. The black guy yells, “Woof! Woof!” The cop thinks there’s a dog inside and moves on. The cop hits the second sac and the white guy inside it yells, “Meow! Meow!” Thinking there’s a cat inside, the cop moves on. He goes up to the third sac and hits in. The Portuguese guy says, “POTATO.”
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It’s funnier when you hear it. I promise…
this real brutal joke sum1 told me at work today…
what do you get when you mix a brown chicken with a brown cow??
1
Spoiler
read the solution out loud
2
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brown chicken brown cow
3
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it’s supposed to be sound like that disco song that goes mao chicka mao mao
Good shit, a classic. I heard variations of the potato man being Italian, Polish and Asian. They all bring laughs.
anybody hear the one about the sphere? it was pointless.
^Haha that’s awesome
wooorrrk ooonnnn iiiiiiiiiiiiit
I’m laughing at you not w/you for the record.
Two atoms are drinking at the bar. Suddenly one says to the other I’ve just lost one of my
electrons!
Are you sure? asks the other.
Yes, replied the first atom. I’m positive.