Ok.
Two hookers in an elevator and some dude. This fucking guy starts scratching his hair and says “I could use some head n shoulders.” The fucking hookers look at each other and say how the fuck do you give shoulders?
I dunno why but this joke always makes me laugh.
Ah man, that last one and the fiiiiish joke put a smile on my face.
All the corny jokes I know have been posted. Even the oven joke, but I heard it with apples. It had me in a ‘wtf’ ‘lol’ moment.
What did police man say to the snowman?
FREEZE!
thats on another level of cheese.
thought ice man said that 
Frozone said that.
Not sure how cheesy this is, but it made me lulz. 
Jesus is sat fishing with Moses and announces that he’s bored. He decides that he wants to perform a miracle, like in the old days.
Moses nods his head and says; “Aye, why not?”
So, Jesus stands up and says that he’s going to do the old ‘walk on water’ routine, as it was always fun to do.
Moses smiles, puts down his fishing rod and watches intently.
Jesus steps out of the boat, lands in the water and sinks.
Moses quickly pulls him out, revives him and asks; “What the fuck just happened!? What went wrong!?”
Jesus splutters and replies; “I think it was the holes in my feet…”
Why cant Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Why cant Jesus eat M&M’s?
They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Ok heres an oldy:
Jesus and Moses are sitting pool side.
Jesus turns to Moses and says: Moses do you think we still got it??
Moses turns Jesus and says: I dont know Jesus let me give it a try.
Moses gets up from his pool chair, walks over to the pool spreads his hands, parts the pool and walks over to the other side.
Moses says: Yep still got it Jesus!!
Jesus says: Alright back up now Im going to show you how its done.
*Jesus walks over to the deep end of the pool, places one foot on the water and tries to walk but falls straight down to the bottom of the pool. *
Jesus swims back up and says: Damn Moses what happened??!?!?
Moses says: I dont know Jesus maybe its those wholes in your feet…
Yeah, this thread is gonna get old quick if people repost jokes.
how do you make a blonde girl go crazy?
put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in a corner
how do you put a dumb dude in suspense for 24 hours?
…i’ll tell you tomorrow
See my post.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
This joke starts riots in Churches.
ya, i understand if its a couple pages back, but cmon, 2 posts above you? read the last couple jokes before posting
I remember hearing that one a while ago. Friggin’ hilarious. (The local Jehovah’s Witnesses love me. ;))
Maybe they’re blind! Omfg! O_O
A girl walks into a barbers eating a cup cake and sits down next to the man having his hair cut. The barber turns to her and says; “You’ll get hair on your muffin!” To which the girl replies; “Yeah. I’ll get tits too!”
What’s a Mexican pirate’s favorite food? CARRne asada. Why? Because it’s low on cARRbs.
What was Pirates of the Caribbean’s rating? PG-13. Arr.
:u: Somebody ban this man.
, ahh that was a a pretty funny joke in itself.
haha wtf
What did the 0 say to the 8?
“Nice belt!”
Did you hear about the race between the two silkworms?
It ended up a tie!
What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry 