California passes the "Yes means Yes" bill into law. Time to pull out your kobe bryant contracts

If i’m rich, its prenup or no marriage. Deadass, like I’m rich. I can always find another broad

Couldn’t have said it better myself

Prenup or no marriage. Period. Fuck the condition of being rich. If someone gets rich after marriage and the spouse has nothing to do with it, that person still shouldn’t get fucked out of the money in a divorce.

-Anyway, another law voted in by people without dicks (even if some of them appear to be men). I’m not giving verbal consent ever again, so if any goofy, lying broad tries to pull this shit because I didn’t cook her breakfast or something afterwards, I’ll just flip it on her like:

“Whoa whoa, hold up. I didn’t WANT you to give me a blowjob like that. Oh you thought I was guiding your head with my hand? No I was attempting to pry you off, but your head was too strong and I was…afraid :shake:. Afraid that you might bite it. Why do you look so angry? Are you… going to attack me again :sad:?”

lulz at this retarded law. if american pie happened in real life, they’d all be rapists

But guise how will we know that the delicate woman wants to have intercourse if we don’t ask? I mean if shes soaking wet, has her shirt off, making out with you and grabbing your crotch how will you without a shadow of a doubt she wants to go forward unless you ask her?

I get the sentiment behind it, as some people are idiots and think any “no” after the initial yes is irrelevant, or utterly insane cases where a mentally handicapped person is raped and the prosecutor says they never actually said no (apparently this actually happened?), but it really seems to further confuse the issue.
“nonverbal communication is allowed but a verbal request for consent absolutely requires a verbal response: If you ask, “Do you want this?”, you may not infer consent from the mere fact that your partner pulls you down on the bed and moves to take off your clothes.”

Huh? They haven’t consented, but they’re taking your clothes off? Isn’t that sexual assault, then? You just can’t reduce sex to a legal process. People aren’t robots.

I’ll visit you in jail out of solidarity.

Seriously, though this shit is retarded. “No means no” is pretty fucking clear, this revision (or w/e) just muddies crystal clear water.

I have a feeling a man wouldn’t have much success using this in his own defense. If two mutes bump uglies did they rape each other?

Women scared the men they trained are going to establish their own hierarchy and overthrow them? Stop being a baby. i don’t know a single friendgroup of women that doesn’t organize themselves in some way whether it be the smartest, most feminine, prettiest, or oldest to the opposite of the prior at the end (get all that?).

I’m so happy this contract was made. This “rape protection” was made with everyone’s best interests in mind. I hate the need for the government to be in the bedroom but I’m so happy women don’t have their vaginas as weapons anymore.

I won’t touch another one unless she signs the damn contract. This is the greatest thing to happen to America since prohibition ended. Gud luk keeping up with asia, whores

You are an idiot.

So what. I’m super happy about this. I’m more happy that women want this shit passed so they can be the aggressors in all sexual situations. It’s a hilarious joke.

Everyone has too much time on their hand to come up with this stuff these days. You’re either unemployed or fired everyone because robots are running everything, and with nothing else to do decide to clamp down a bit more on the man because work is dead.

California declared war on Tumblr? how did I miss this?

You must hate men

Not if you’re the one building them.

http://i.imgur.com/CQWgQGe.gif

^Follow the example!

gotta love how sex has now become a business transaction

it’s a band-aid that will help girls who are date-raped like a recent high-profile case, where they’re just knocked out from drugs slipped into the drink.

But, yeah, it’s going to be abused by the many tricks out there that get mad at the guy for whatever reason after they have sex. I personally think there are more tricks out there than date-rape victims but I guess we’ll see

as for me, I’m strongly encouraging my kids, boy and girl, to keep it zipped and wait till marriage. worked out perfectly for me and my wife growing up.

So what happens when a guy cheats on his girl, and she decides this is how she will get him back? Does it become he said she said again?

Bruh when was it not? You always gotta pay something for the pussy, whether it be time, money or emotions. Pussy is never free.

It didn’t involve contracts, receipts, and the need for recording devices (note how I said need, not convenience).