Bugs_bunny.gif keeps looking better and better: Florida thread

Rhio2k · October 7, 2016, 12:17am

I don’t think it has enough meter for an EX attack…it already wasted too much.

ThePurpleBunny · October 7, 2016, 1:10am

People thought Ivan wasted its meter too, but it kept spamming c.mk until it filled back up and it EX’d again.

Wil · October 8, 2016, 9:06am

Florida man doesn’t care about hurricanes

http://i.giphy.com/l0HlwWV6NNRgwimqI.gif

Jack_Frost · October 8, 2016, 9:32am

My nigga Mathew doing God’s work

DGod205 · October 8, 2016, 9:25pm

Florida Man’s stage

Kashiyukasthighs · October 8, 2016, 10:10pm

why is a 3.7 earthquake making the news wtf. Those are regularities in California.

Jion_Wansu · October 9, 2016, 1:32pm

FL musta done something wrong because the hurricane is gonna make a u-turn…

DGod205 · October 9, 2016, 6:06pm

Matthew regained full meter and ready for that critical art.
Hurricane Matthew: Second Impact

Starhammer · October 10, 2016, 6:00am

3.7 quake is just God’s way of making shy girls shake it.

-Starhammer-

d3v · October 30, 2016, 8:38pm

http://jalopnik.com/florida-man-somehow-out-floridas-all-other-florida-men-1788362135

Honestly, this right here is enough already, but I’ve quoted the rest of the story below.

According to the Orlando Sentinel, the man, believed to be a 28-year-old Florida resident, left the Orlando’s “Dancers Royale” strip club at 2:15 a.m. on Tuesday and fell out of a truck about a block down the road. The Florida Highway Patrol said the truck ran over his leg and went rolling toward a home while still in drive, crashing into it and injuring a 58-year-old woman inside.

The Orlando Sentinel reports that woman sustained minor injuries and did not make a hospital visit, and that no one else was injured. However, the woman’s son, Adrian Larrea, said in a Fox 35 Orlando interview that he would take her to the hospital later.

WFTV reports that the man took off from the scene on foot after being run over, leaving the 2016 Ford F-150 stuck in the home of some understandably unhappy residents. From the WFTV video report, which can be seen above:

“It felt like a bomb exploding,” said Larrea. “My mom sleeps right there next to the window. She would’ve been dead if that ditch wasn’t there.”

The impact knocked her out of bed, and Larrea said she has a strained neck. …

“I’m really angry because he could’ve killed my mom and he left. He didn’t even take responsibility for it,” said Larrea.

But the man also left some identification in the truck, and the Orlando Sentinel reports that investigators want to positively identify him as the driver of the truck before releasing a name. Troopers reportedly went to the address paired with the identification and did not find him there.

The man was still on the loose as of Tuesday, according to the Orlando Sentinel. On the bright side, at least we know where his truck is.

d3v · December 23, 2016, 6:52am

http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-polk/pet-alligator-rambo-allowed-to-stay-put-in-polk-county-home?utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+Trending+Content&utm_content=5859e233a167da000936e229&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook

LAKELAND, Fla. - A Lakeland homeowner no longer has to part ways with her beloved pet alligator.

“He’s family,” said Mary Thorn. “I love him like my family.”

Thorn rescued Rambo, a gator almost six feet long, more than a decade ago.

The two have been performing side-by-side for years, but a change to state regulations threatened their future together.

The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission previously stated gators that length must live on properties with at least 2.5 acres of land.

State officials ruled this month that Thorn can keep her gentle giant.

“All my kids are grown, so all I have is my animals,” said Thorn.

FWC officials issued new conditions Thorn must meet to permanently keep her pet.

Thorn is no longer allowed to showcase the trained gator in public. Effectively halting Rambo’s appearances at conservation classes, charity and education events.

Rambo, who is potty trained and is often dressed up in costumes, has been a teaching resource for kids for years across the Tampa Bay area.