Bugs_bunny.gif keeps looking better and better: Florida thread

A 30 year old father of four that went out to shoot someone because of an internet argument?

FLORIDA

We have a LOT of transplants from “Noo Yowuck” who seem too dumb to even walk around, dude. Trust me, they need this shit. This sign isn’t for us lifers. Native Floridians are about Krispy Kreme.

Damn, thought I had something good, but turned out to be a fake news story…
Shit, has it gotten so bad even people need to double-check FLORIDA stories?
EDIT: The story in question that I found was about a pit bull biting off a dude’s genitals after he tried to rape it in a dog park.

It’s Florida, someone’s bound to make it happen.

University of Florida football coach being accused of banging a dead shark.

That’s not even where the hole is. smh

A former neo-Nazi who converted to Islam was charged with killing two roommates in his Florida apartment after he says they disrespected his faith, authorities said.

A later story revealed that he said he killed the roommates because he wanted to prevent a planned act of domestic terrorism after explosives have been found at their place.


The fuck?


…and lived to tell about it.

who the fuck eats snails?

Floridians and the French.

Both of which need to be excised from the world. :coffee:

We should give Florida to France.

And people like Bear Grylls

Man Shoots Himself in Penis

Florida Logic Problem: I want these AT&T trucks off my street…

Florida logic solution: Let’s shoot out all the tires!

Error!- Now the trucks can’t leave!

Learned that he’s a retired firefighter. Surprised he didn’t just run out with an axe and chop away at the truck.

TF were they supposed to jump in alligator water lol?

Calling the cops prolly wasn’t gonna save him either but should have at least called…

They were complete cunts for not calling for help but jumping in would have been a bad idea.

Alligators are irellevant, untrained people do die trying to save drowning people because the person drowning can end up pushing them under by accident.