We have a LOT of transplants from “Noo Yowuck” who seem too dumb to even walk around, dude. Trust me, they need this shit. This sign isn’t for us lifers. Native Floridians are about Krispy Kreme.
Damn, thought I had something good, but turned out to be a fake news story…
Shit, has it gotten so bad even people need to double-check FLORIDA stories?
EDIT: The story in question that I found was about a pit bull biting off a dude’s genitals after he tried to rape it in a dog park.
A former neo-Nazi who converted to Islam was charged with killing two roommates in his Florida apartment after he says they disrespected his faith, authorities said.
A later story revealed that he said he killed the roommates because he wanted to prevent a planned act of domestic terrorism after explosives have been found at their place.
They were complete cunts for not calling for help but jumping in would have been a bad idea.
Alligators are irellevant, untrained people do die trying to save drowning people because the person drowning can end up pushing them under by accident.