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And we had the bath salts face eating guy. Why is this state so fucking crazy?
Yeah, we need the following threads in GD:
“WTF Florida?”
“WTF Japan?”
“WTF China?”
“WTF North Korea?”
And we have cut down on maybe 25% of new threads here.
Go bitch in Reginonal matchmaking…
WTF Florida and WTF China would be the biggest. Though WTF Japan would be the most entertaining and WTF North Korea would be just like the real north korea. Basically the kid on the playground no one wants to play with and everyone feels sorry for.
On topic as to why FL is so crazy, It’s where old people go to die, It’s full of guidos who couldn’t make it in new york, There are more abandoned houses than lived in ones due to fucked up economy ( Seriously, I saw miles and miles of ghost towns when I lived there.) Thus leading to excessive drug use in all forms and across all races, ages and social classes with much of the cocaine still coming from Cuba, Weed from mexico, Meth from murika, and viagra…also from murika.
In short, people who are desperate, horny, drugged out of their minds and with arrogance filed egos that would put Rome to shame explain why FL is so fucking insane.
Vice made a pretty good “crazy florida stories” roundup…
Living in South Florida is like living in a different country.
I went to South Beach once. BEST PLACE EVER!
Rename this thread the Jeb Bush: Lord and Savior Thread and it will truly be Florida
Bump for standing your ground against unarmed black teenagers…again!
Eating pizza kills u, literally 
I honestly think florida will be the first state to get the T-virus
If it wasn’t for Disney, Florida would literally be a smoking crater in the ground by now. If I was in the NBA, I would shoot myself in the head if I was traded to the Magic.
Very clever sir
as someone who used to work at disney world (all-star music resort) I can say its crazy and wierd as hell backstage…imagine a child seeing goofy do a line a coke
That kid would become a man that day.
Here’s a couple:
http://www.wesh.com/news/central-florida/volusia-county/Police-Man-tries-to-kill-wife-by-holding-her-head-in-full-dog-bowl/-/12983450/17762584/-/gfqdy9/-/index.html?fb_ref=activity-bar
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/11/michael_dunn_man_who_shot_teen.php
You’d think people in other states would kinda panic when their neighbor is revealed to be from Florida, judging by how people talk about our state on the 'net…I mean seriously, where’s the LOVE?
This comment and your av just make me think of this
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Had a customer NOT ONLY sneak into my 10 Items or Less line with 20, but also asked me after buying one of those Spider-Man web shooter toys, “How to shot web?”
Right after I checked his CC and ID, I saw his homestate, FLORIDA.
Nah…it’s go the same way as all diseases: China-California-rest of the us.