Bugs_bunny.gif keeps looking better and better: Florida thread

d3v · July 18, 2016, 11:57am

Who knows, maybe 1:30 AM in Florida is actually bright as day?

AlphaCommando · July 18, 2016, 3:16pm

Nothing in Florida is bright.

Rhio2k · July 19, 2016, 3:34am

It’s dark as fuck. Also in the prime 5 hours (1-5am) idiots get robbed and/or killed.

crotchpuncha · July 19, 2016, 4:05am

…Really Rhio?

SF2GuileX · August 6, 2016, 2:55am

George Zimmerman gets punched in the face for being a nigger lover:

http://www.tmz.com/2016/08/05/george-zimmerman-punch-911-call/

Wil · August 17, 2016, 11:22pm

College Student Austin Harrouff Accused Of Killing 2 People And Eating Victim’s Face - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/face-eating-murder-case_us_57b3e62ae4b0edfa80da4118

Spoiler

A college student killed a Florida couple and then tried to eat the face of one of the victims on Monday, an act that appeared to be entirely at random, local law enforcement said.

Police said 19-year-old Florida State University student Austin Harrouff had been at a restaurant with his parents in Tequesta when he stormed off on foot.

John Joseph Stevens III, 59, and his wife, Michelle Stevens, 53, were sitting in their garage when Harrouff approached and allegedly stabbed them to death, police said. The suspect was also accused of stabbing a neighbor, who tried to intervene.

When deputies arrived, they had difficulty subduing Harrouff, who plays football and wrestles. Police said he was “grunting and growling” as he tried to eat the male victim’s face, according to UPI.

One deputy “immediately closed the gap between herself and Harrouff, and realized that he was actually biting the victim in the face and causing what turned out to be substantial trauma,” Martin County Sheriff William Snyder told CBS Miami.

She deployed her Taser, but the stun gun had little effect on Harrouff. Eventually, he was overpowered by several deputies and a police dog.

Harrouff was transported to an area hospital, where police said he was making “animal sounds” and may not survive, the station reported.

The unidentified neighbor was undergoing surgery for stab wounds.

The couple killed in the attack were known for hanging out in the garage, which they had turned into a lounge, with the door wide open. They called it their “Garage-Ma-Hall,” according to the Miami Herald.

“Every day Michelle got home from work and they would sit in the garage and hold court,” friend Bob Olson told the newspaper.

The garage was a gathering place for friends who would bring folding chairs and join the couple for football games.

“John and Michelle were the nicest people,” neighbor Amy Lourie told NBC Miami, saying they would wave to passersby as their dog played outside.

“It was the cutest thing,” she said.

Harrouff’s friends were puzzled by his bizarre behavior.

“Anyone on our team would tell you that this is the last thing Austin would do,” former football teammate Matt Dame told the Palm Beach Post. “The coaches would always try to get him mad and play angry, and he never had it in him. I didn’t think he would hurt a fly, to be honest.”

Tests for cocaine, opiates, methamphetamine and marijuana all came back negative, The Post reported. Further tests were pending, including one for flakka, but Harrouff reportedly did not have the rising body temperature associated with the drug.

Flakka is notorious for causing bizarre and violent behavior.

“It’s inexplicable,” Snyder said, per NBC Miami. “One of the first things we try to do at a crime scene is try to understand the motive of the offender because it is the motive of the offender that gets us going in the right direction. In this case, we can’t establish a motive. It’s ‘I don’t know.’”

The horrific incident was eerily reminiscent of a 2012 attack in Miami, where a suspect was shot dead as he tried to chew the face of a homeless man.

County sheriff shows his bias, affluence, and probably…white privilege with this quote:

http://i.imgur.com/8WLg1kC.jpg

AlphaCommando · August 18, 2016, 1:35am

Please be a Floridian zombie virus.

Saitsu · August 18, 2016, 2:21am

Floritis

d3v · August 18, 2016, 11:02am

It’s called “the air they breathe”.

Xvideos · August 18, 2016, 11:32am

Tazed 4 times and wasn’t shot.

Rhio2k · August 20, 2016, 7:46pm

You’re alright if you don’t walk around, breathing through your mouth all the time. The nostril hairs filter it out. We got a LOOOTTA mouth-breathers out here…Funny thing: I always noticed as a kid that most other kids in the hood literally always breathed through their mouths.

Starhammer · August 21, 2016, 5:41pm

Wil:

https://twitter.com/TCPalmLaurie/status/765600378322817024?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

Spoiler

College Student Austin Harrouff Accused Of Killing 2 People And Eating Victim’s Face - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/face-eating-murder-case_us_57b3e62ae4b0edfa80da4118

Spoiler

A college student killed a Florida couple and then tried to eat the face of one of the victims on Monday, an act that appeared to be entirely at random, local law enforcement said.

Police said 19-year-old Florida State University student Austin Harrouff had been at a restaurant with his parents in Tequesta when he stormed off on foot.

John Joseph Stevens III, 59, and his wife, Michelle Stevens, 53, were sitting in their garage when Harrouff approached and allegedly stabbed them to death, police said. The suspect was also accused of stabbing a neighbor, who tried to intervene.

When deputies arrived, they had difficulty subduing Harrouff, who plays football and wrestles. Police said he was “grunting and growling” as he tried to eat the male victim’s face, according to UPI.

One deputy “immediately closed the gap between herself and Harrouff, and realized that he was actually biting the victim in the face and causing what turned out to be substantial trauma,” Martin County Sheriff William Snyder told CBS Miami.

She deployed her Taser, but the stun gun had little effect on Harrouff. Eventually, he was overpowered by several deputies and a police dog.

Harrouff was transported to an area hospital, where police said he was making “animal sounds” and may not survive, the station reported.

The unidentified neighbor was undergoing surgery for stab wounds.

The couple killed in the attack were known for hanging out in the garage, which they had turned into a lounge, with the door wide open. They called it their “Garage-Ma-Hall,” according to the Miami Herald.

“Every day Michelle got home from work and they would sit in the garage and hold court,” friend Bob Olson told the newspaper.

The garage was a gathering place for friends who would bring folding chairs and join the couple for football games.

“John and Michelle were the nicest people,” neighbor Amy Lourie told NBC Miami, saying they would wave to passersby as their dog played outside.

“It was the cutest thing,” she said.

Harrouff’s friends were puzzled by his bizarre behavior.

“Anyone on our team would tell you that this is the last thing Austin would do,” former football teammate Matt Dame told the Palm Beach Post. “The coaches would always try to get him mad and play angry, and he never had it in him. I didn’t think he would hurt a fly, to be honest.”

Tests for cocaine, opiates, methamphetamine and marijuana all came back negative, The Post reported. Further tests were pending, including one for flakka, but Harrouff reportedly did not have the rising body temperature associated with the drug.

Flakka is notorious for causing bizarre and violent behavior.

“It’s inexplicable,” Snyder said, per NBC Miami. “One of the first things we try to do at a crime scene is try to understand the motive of the offender because it is the motive of the offender that gets us going in the right direction. In this case, we can’t establish a motive. It’s ‘I don’t know.’”

The horrific incident was eerily reminiscent of a 2012 attack in Miami, where a suspect was shot dead as he tried to chew the face of a homeless man.

County sheriff shows his bias, affluence, and probably…white privilege with this quote:

http://i.imgur.com/8WLg1kC.jpg

later, they released an artist’s sketch of the attacker.

Other reports say that he may not have acted alone.

-Starhammer-

d3v · August 23, 2016, 6:17pm

http://jalopnik.com/florida-postal-worker-caught-dumping-your-mail-in-the-t-1785619395

**Florida Postal Worker Caught Dumping Your Mail In The Trash
**
If you’re wondering why the tracking number on your mail takes you to a landfill, a restaurant surveillance camera caught a U.S. Postal Service worker throwing hundreds of mail items in the dumpster behind the store, including personal letters, post cards and hundreds of business flyers.

In the news reel clip below from WBBH, you can see a U.S. postal worker pull up to the restaurant’s dumpster and proceed to unload entire boxes of mail.

An investigation into the identity of the postal worker has been opened by the inspector general’s office.

According to the report, there have been 493 arrests made in connection to mail theft and destruction, but in those cases, it’s not usually the postal worker that’s gone totally postal.

Greenwood · August 23, 2016, 10:00pm

Investigation? Isn’t it as simple as asking “who was working the route that didn’t get hundreds letters delivered?”?

Missing_Person · September 5, 2016, 10:54pm

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/shawnee-chasser-woman-living-in-miami-treehouse-ordered-to-tear-it-down/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab7e&linkId=28408584

The Florida Family Robinson.

d3v · October 1, 2016, 8:25am

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Lfi2HIYw--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/n8kpb02cniycamlnltma.jpg

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Cyntalan · October 4, 2016, 7:57am

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ThePurpleBunny · October 6, 2016, 6:30am

Florida gonna kill us all.

http://www.newsweek.com/emergency-declared-after-flesh-eating-screwworms-found-florida-keys-506733

Rhio2k · October 6, 2016, 11:46pm

Wasn’t us. These are a south american import…

DGod205 · October 6, 2016, 11:59pm

Florida might get hit by that hurricane TWICE. Hurricane Matthew II: Champion Edition