Bugs_bunny.gif keeps looking better and better: Florida thread

Who knows, maybe 1:30 AM in Florida is actually bright as day?

Nothing in Florida is bright.

It’s dark as fuck. Also in the prime 5 hours (1-5am) idiots get robbed and/or killed.

…Really Rhio?

George Zimmerman gets punched in the face for being a nigger lover:

http://www.tmz.com/2016/08/05/george-zimmerman-punch-911-call/

College Student Austin Harrouff Accused Of Killing 2 People And Eating Victim’s Face - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/face-eating-murder-case_us_57b3e62ae4b0edfa80da4118

Spoiler

County sheriff shows his bias, affluence, and probably…white privilege with this quote:

http://i.imgur.com/8WLg1kC.jpg

Please be a Floridian zombie virus.

Floritis

It’s called “the air they breathe”.

Tazed 4 times and wasn’t shot.

You’re alright if you don’t walk around, breathing through your mouth all the time. The nostril hairs filter it out. We got a LOOOTTA mouth-breathers out here…Funny thing: I always noticed as a kid that most other kids in the hood literally always breathed through their mouths.

later, they released an artist’s sketch of the attacker.

Other reports say that he may not have acted alone.

-Starhammer-

http://jalopnik.com/florida-postal-worker-caught-dumping-your-mail-in-the-t-1785619395

Investigation? Isn’t it as simple as asking “who was working the route that didn’t get hundreds letters delivered?”?

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/shawnee-chasser-woman-living-in-miami-treehouse-ordered-to-tear-it-down/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab7e&linkId=28408584

The Florida Family Robinson.

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Lfi2HIYw--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/n8kpb02cniycamlnltma.jpg

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Florida gonna kill us all.

http://www.newsweek.com/emergency-declared-after-flesh-eating-screwworms-found-florida-keys-506733

Wasn’t us. These are a south american import…

Florida might get hit by that hurricane TWICE. Hurricane Matthew II: Champion Edition