Bugs_bunny.gif keeps looking better and better: Florida thread

Why stop at 10, when you can do 25…

This is not the kind of after-school activity parents had in mind.

A number of male students at a Florida High School had sex with a 15-year-old girl in a school bathroom on Tuesday.

A hallway camera at the school recorded 25 boys entering the restroom at South Fort Myers High School after classes were over on Tuesday, according to the News-Press.

A 15-year-old girl would later admit to the principal that she had sex with some of them, according to reports. At least one student was punished for “inappropriate activity.”

The locals dropping knowledge about the situation.

You know…Florida really isn’t crazy compared to other states. It’s just that the police here, due to a state “sunshine” law (nothing hidden from the media), has to grant press complete access to police reports, unlike in every other state. You get more details about police cases from Florida. In another state, you’d hear some vague shit about “domestic abuse case over a family pit bull”. If your state’s press had the same open access for police reports that Florida has, you might find that the details were “woman beats husband down with a steam iron for having sex with the family dog, then sodomizes him with whiffleball bat”.

Stop tryin to save face, your state is wack lol.

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/how-floridas-proud-open-government-laws-lead-to-the-shame-of-florida-man-news-stories-7608595

Looks at the guy with the deflated basketball head

…What. The. Fuck…

-Starhammer-

Real life Max Hass?

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/wolfenstein/images/7/77/Rsz_maxhoss_6539.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150403163216

=/

:clap: Master Level Cosplay. His dedication to detail leaves me in awe.

-Starhammer-

I didn’t see anybody post it, so…

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/florida-mayor-carjacked-at-gunpoint-outside-home/ar-AAhCTmg

Nigga, where were you going at 2:15 am in Florida in a benz? These mutha fucks just HAPPENED to be in your yard RIGHT then? I know this can happen to other people, but this here is the MAYOR. Tell the truth. You know a deal went south and they were about to cap him.

:rofl: No shit they worked with speed and diligence. Everybody works faster and harder when the boss is around than when they aren’t. Regular customers can’t fire their ass.

-Starhammer-

Man suing Apple for $10bn says he’s ‘very confident’ about the case

Florida teen puts himself in harms way and stops another teen from shooting a classmate on the school bus. His reward for such heroics? Suspension…

Hey, idiot liberals run the schools, so…

I love how in today’s society we have to always question the bystander effect and why people act like sheep in certain situations, but make sure and punish anyone who doesn’t act like a sheep and just let people die. The fact that they even have to have a hearing over this bullshit shows how fucking retarded society has become. The only thing they should be debating is how fucking big of a medal to get that kid for being a hero.

https://www.rawstory.com/2016/07/miami-womans-confrontation-with-angry-racist-spawns-movemojito-hashtag/

http://jalopnik.com/florida-woman-drives-into-a-house-because-she-was-drivi-1783584736

She should have been more specific when she said “Dear Lord, please help me leave Florida. Amen.”

Fine. If you’re going to try to play that card, then here, have some conservative idiocy that Florida is leading the pack in to balance it out: http://www.pbs.org/newshour/making-sense/know-non-compete-agreements/.

The italicized emphasis is mine, though that’s hardly the worst part of it unfortunately.

Mother nature is at it again.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/earthquake-recorded-off-daytona-beach-shores-coast/ar-BBupq3J?ocid=ansmsnweather11

-Starhammer-

http://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20160716/pokemon-go-players-shot-at-in-palm-coast

1:30am? :wtf: Catch them damn things during the daylight. Fucking running illegal pokemon fight clubs at night and shit.

-Starhammer-