Bugs_bunny.gif keeps looking better and better: Florida thread

In his defense, I have taken ambien before. Two of those and a beer, and your ass is nothing more than a mannequin with a pulse for the next few hours. I don’t know how he was able to even talk, much less scream at anybody.

-Starhammer-

Sad Update
**Three and a half years after 50-year-old Darren Rainey died in a Miami prison, local officials have declared his horrendous death an accident.
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Battling mental illness, with one month to go in a two-year sentence in the psychiatric ward of the Dade County prison for the victimless nonviolent offense of cocaine possession without the intent to distribute, Darren Rainey would soon experience a death so cruel and so violent and so unthinkably heinous that we would expect such a thing to happen only in a country governed by a so-called evil dictator.

I felt sick reading through all that. Injustice of this magnitude just kills my faith in humanity.

Those guards need to die a slow, agonizing death.

Fixed.

Florida man arrested for aggravated assault…with an alligator…

http://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/loxahatchee-acreage/man-accused-of-tossing-gator-into-wendys-drive-thru-window?autoplay=true

The said assault with a “deadly weapon”

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/florida-man-throws-alligator-wendy-drive-thru-article-1.2525005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo

This is one of those things where you don’t even need to read the article to know it was a white guy. LOOOTTA crazy white guys in Florida.

is it bad that I felt relief knowing that the alligator wasn’t sexually abused?

-Starhammer-

Ever think that it WAS, but since that wasn’t the main part of the story, it was omitted? You don’t drive around with a gator inside your vehicle for nothing, dude…

The gator was probably supplies for the day, except some higher ups from Wendy’s must have been there and they couldn’t bring it in through the service entrance, so someone just thought “lets just toss it through the window and scare the non-Floridians out, then put it in the fridge afterwards”.

We post this yet?

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/florida-lgbt-rights-bill-dead-still-legal-to-fire-someone-for-being-gay-8241066

I actually didn’t think of this, and now I do feel kinda bad. feels like my brain is going all south like Florida.

Speaking of that freakshow of a state:

Trigger warning: No, for real. this shit might hit your seizure button and leave viruses in your brain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuoIvNFUY7I

-Starhammer-

Doogie Brownser, M.D

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3450335/Doogie-Yowza-Florida-teenager-pretended-doctor-arrested-giving-medical-exam-undercover-cop.html

http://www.nbnlmedicalcenter.com/staff.html

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/02/17/14/3150DAA900000578-3450335-Love_Robinson_pictured_above_was_arrested_and_charged_with_pract-m-6_1455718199908.jpg

Speaking as a Floridian…REALLY?? When was the last time ANYONE in Florida saw a doctor who wasn’t white or east indian (never, in the case of my family, and we’ve gone to like 6 different doctor’s offices and the VA in the last 7 years alone due to changing healthcare plans and offices shutting down)? He never shoulda made it past the first day. I can believe nurse, but DOCTOR?? And the funny part: he looks like an old co-worker of mine from 5 years ago.

BREAKING NEWS: SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENED IN FLORIDA. :wow:

What level of terrifying savagery could possibly cause this to happen? I hope this is not a harbinger of things to come, or the Florida we have come to love and know could be lost forever.

-Starhammer-

That shit was hilarious. So was his booking photo. They didn’t even clean the dude up.

http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/2016/02/27/hunters-remove-106-burmese-pythons-everglades/81036618/

Now, the reason I put this one in here is because this is from the 2016 python challenge. This is an ANNUAL event folks. They do this EVERY YEAR. :shake: THIS IS SPORT TO THEM!!! Florida: When being gangsta enough…isn’t enough.

-Starhammer-

Lmao that cop showed her pussy just to catch this guy. At least he touched many paying pussies for a year before he got caught, lol.

Might as well have fun with a necessary task. Damn weirdos with their pet snakes, letting them go into the wild…

Dr. Love charged with Fraud :frowning: