In his defense, I have taken ambien before. Two of those and a beer, and your ass is nothing more than a mannequin with a pulse for the next few hours. I don’t know how he was able to even talk, much less scream at anybody.
-Starhammer-
In his defense, I have taken ambien before. Two of those and a beer, and your ass is nothing more than a mannequin with a pulse for the next few hours. I don’t know how he was able to even talk, much less scream at anybody.
-Starhammer-
Sad Update
**Three and a half years after 50-year-old Darren Rainey died in a Miami prison, local officials have declared his horrendous death an accident.
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Battling mental illness, with one month to go in a two-year sentence in the psychiatric ward of the Dade County prison for the victimless nonviolent offense of cocaine possession without the intent to distribute, Darren Rainey would soon experience a death so cruel and so violent and so unthinkably heinous that we would expect such a thing to happen only in a country governed by a so-called evil dictator.
I felt sick reading through all that. Injustice of this magnitude just kills my faith in humanity.
Those guards need to die a slow, agonizing death.
Fixed.
Florida man arrested for aggravated assault…with an alligator…
The said assault with a “deadly weapon”
Florida man accused of assault with deadly weapon for throwing alligator into Wendy’s drive-thru
This is one of those things where you don’t even need to read the article to know it was a white guy. LOOOTTA crazy white guys in Florida.
is it bad that I felt relief knowing that the alligator wasn’t sexually abused?
-Starhammer-
is it bad that I felt relief knowing that the alligator wasn’t sexually abused?
-Starhammer-
Ever think that it WAS, but since that wasn’t the main part of the story, it was omitted? You don’t drive around with a gator inside your vehicle for nothing, dude…
The gator was probably supplies for the day, except some higher ups from Wendy’s must have been there and they couldn’t bring it in through the service entrance, so someone just thought “lets just toss it through the window and scare the non-Floridians out, then put it in the fridge afterwards”.
We post this yet?
Even though same-sex marriage is now legal in Florida, it’s also still completely within the law for an employer to fire someone for being gay or a landlord to deny housing to a transgender tenant in large swaths of the state. For the tenth time, a coalition of bipartisan lawmakers (yes, even some Republicans) and some of Florida’s biggest employers tried to change this by supporting the Florida Competitive Workplace Act. It failed again after dying today in the Senate Judiciary Committee.
Starhammer:
is it bad that I felt relief knowing that the alligator wasn’t sexually abused?
-Starhammer-
Ever think that it WAS, but since that wasn’t the main part of the story, it was omitted? You don’t drive around with a gator inside your vehicle for nothing, dude…
I actually didn’t think of this, and now I do feel kinda bad. feels like my brain is going all south like Florida.
Speaking of that freakshow of a state:
Trigger warning: No, for real. this shit might hit your seizure button and leave viruses in your brain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuoIvNFUY7I
-Starhammer-
Doogie Brownser, M.D
Florida teenager was arrested for pretending to be a doctor after giving an undercover police officer a medical exam at an illegal practice he opened - a year after he was caught posing as a gynecologist.
Malachi Love-Robinson, 18, was released from the Palm Beach County jail on Wednesday on $21,000 bond on charges of practicing medicine without a license, fraud and grand theft.
Palm Beach County sheriff’s spokeswoman Teri Barbera said Love-Robinson was arrested on Tuesday after he performed an exam on an undercover agent and gave medical advice.
Love-Robinson claimed to be 25 and the co-founder, president and CEO of New Birth New Life Holistic and Alternative Medical Center & Urgent Care center in West Palm Beach, where he masqueraded as ‘Dr Malachi A Love-Robinson, PHD, HHP-C, AMP-C’.
But his police said his medical ‘career’ ended abruptly when the fake doctor was caught in the act.
Speaking as a Floridian…REALLY?? When was the last time ANYONE in Florida saw a doctor who wasn’t white or east indian (never, in the case of my family, and we’ve gone to like 6 different doctor’s offices and the VA in the last 7 years alone due to changing healthcare plans and offices shutting down)? He never shoulda made it past the first day. I can believe nurse, but DOCTOR?? And the funny part: he looks like an old co-worker of mine from 5 years ago.
BREAKING NEWS: SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENED IN FLORIDA. :wow:
Florida native David West was visiting his girlfriend at her job at Walgreens on Valentine's Day when he ended up having to put the hands on a would-be robber
What level of terrifying savagery could possibly cause this to happen? I hope this is not a harbinger of things to come, or the Florida we have come to love and know could be lost forever.
-Starhammer-
BREAKING NEWS: SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENED IN FLORIDA. :wow:
What level of terrifying savagery could possibly cause this to happen? I hope this is not a harbinger of things to come, or the Florida we have come to love and know could be lost forever.
-Starhammer-
That shit was hilarious. So was his booking photo. They didn’t even clean the dude up.
http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/2016/02/27/hunters-remove-106-burmese-pythons-everglades/81036618/
Now, the reason I put this one in here is because this is from the 2016 python challenge. This is an ANNUAL event folks. They do this EVERY YEAR. :shake: THIS IS SPORT TO THEM!!! Florida: When being gangsta enough…isn’t enough.
-Starhammer-
Doogie Brownser, M.D
Florida teenager was arrested for pretending to be a doctor after giving an undercover police officer a medical exam at an illegal practice he opened - a year after he was caught posing as a gynecologist.
Malachi Love-Robinson, 18, was released from the Palm Beach County jail on Wednesday on $21,000 bond on charges of practicing medicine without a license, fraud and grand theft.
Palm Beach County sheriff’s spokeswoman Teri Barbera said Love-Robinson was arrested on Tuesday after he performed an exam on an undercover agent and gave medical advice.
Love-Robinson claimed to be 25 and the co-founder, president and CEO of New Birth New Life Holistic and Alternative Medical Center & Urgent Care center in West Palm Beach, where he masqueraded as ‘Dr Malachi A Love-Robinson, PHD, HHP-C, AMP-C’.
But his police said his medical ‘career’ ended abruptly when the fake doctor was caught in the act.
Lmao that cop showed her pussy just to catch this guy. At least he touched many paying pussies for a year before he got caught, lol.
http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/2016/02/27/hunters-remove-106-burmese-pythons-everglades/81036618/
Now, the reason I put this one in here is because this is from the 2016 python challenge. This is an ANNUAL event folks. They do this EVERY YEAR. :shake: THIS IS SPORT TO THEM!!! Florida: When being gangsta enough…isn’t enough.
-Starhammer-
Might as well have fun with a necessary task. Damn weirdos with their pet snakes, letting them go into the wild…
Dr. Love charged with Fraud
The lawyer representing a teenager who allegedly pretended to be a doctor has likened his client to Donald Trump, saying he has the real estate mogul's "entrepreneurial spirit." Malachi Love-Robinson, who officials say was known to unsuspecting...
Malachi Love-Robinson, who officials say was known to unsuspecting patients as “Dr. Love,” turned himself in to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office Tuesday on new fraud charges and appeared in court today. The 18-year-old is charged with five counts of fraud by using identification without consent and one count of larceny of more than $20,000.After his court appearance, his attorney Andrew Stein, cited the teen’s “entrepreneurial spirit” as a factor in the case.
“He has the entrepreneurial spirit of someone like a Donald Trump or Bill Gates,” Stein said in a video shared by a reporter for ABC’s affiliate WPBF. “I’ve never met somebody, and I’m much older obviously, who has such entrepreneurial spirit.” Love-Robinson was ordered to undergo a mental examination, according to ABC affiliate station WPBF-TV. Police reported in his notice to appear that these latest charges are connected to his earlier arrest for grand theft larceny because further investigation into the losses sustained by an 86-year-old woman whom he reportedly treated found that he had allegedly “criminally used” her checking account to make $34,504 in car and credit card payments.