Bugs_bunny.gif keeps looking better and better: Florida thread

bombchivo · October 5, 2015, 11:15pm

Hahaha! Is it that serious?

Jion_Wansu · October 6, 2015, 9:27am

I know this is old, but glad I never been to Florida!

That couple better be glad that the bystanders didn’t use anything more that a camera and claim stand your ground:

WTF-AKUMA-HAX · October 8, 2015, 9:00am

http://wreg.com/2015/10/07/fla-school-settles-bizarre-lawsuit-over-hypnotized-students-suicides/

NORTH PORT, Fla. — The families of three high school students who died after being hypnotized by a former principal will receive $200,000 each from the Sarasota County School District under a settlement agreement unanimously approved by the School Board on Tuesday.

The Herald-Tribune reports that the $600,000 settlement closes a bizarre, yearlong case that began after former North Port High School Principal George Kenney admitted that he hypnotized 16-year-old Wesley McKinley a day before the teenager killed himself in April 2011.

A subsequent investigation found that Kenney hypnotized as many as 75 students, staff members and others from 2006 until McKinley’s death. One basketball player at the school said Kenney hypnotized him 30 to 40 times to improve his concentration.

Among those who were hypnotized were 17-year-old Brittany Palumbo and 16-year-old Marcus Freeman. Palumbo killed herself in 2011. Freeman was in a fatal car crash after apparently self-hypnotizing, a technique Kenney taught the teenager, also in 2011.

https://localtvwreg.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/george-kenney.jpg?w=400&h=225&crop=1

Starhammer · October 9, 2015, 7:15am

Sand in where? I don’t care!!!

Also in Florida:

He did the right thing, but damn. To kill one’s own father is a pill not easily tekken, err, taken.

-Starhammer-

The_Damned · October 9, 2015, 9:55am

(He obviously made a mistake not tossing his son into a volcano, so really it’s his fault for getting shot.)

Anyway, in looking through all the misery in the links on the side of that story, I came across this bit of gold also in Florida–the video makes it: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/judge-berates-domestic-abuse-victim-sentences-jail-article-1.2389943.

I’m pretty cynical and skeptical when it comes to women crying and whether its genuinely warranted or just manipulative or not, but provided it isn’t just a manipulation at this point, then I find it “funny” how often actual abuse victims of either sex get abused further by the system while manipulators tend to be able to game the system. Such as is life though.

EDIT: More “good” Florida news from the Editor’s Pick, with an equal amount of skepticism both ways on my part: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ex-florida-cleared-raping-woman-hood-patrol-car-article-1.2389486.

EDIT II: And yet more good news, though legitimately so because of Darwin: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/teen-life-support-set-fire-viral-stunt-article-1.2388122.

Don_Barracuda · October 9, 2015, 12:31pm

Conservatives want Christmas to come early. New changes to stand your ground law will mean cases like Zimmerman will make him $200k richer.https://youtu.be/7ryZIWj34kU

R.P.D_rookie · October 10, 2015, 2:27am

Worst things we have here in Jacksonville are people running red lights a full two seconds after you have the green and smoldering hot summers that last 8 months. All the other shit you can avoid if you don’t fuck up and go into the wrong parts of town like the north side. You guys think Florida is bad, try Prichard, Alabama…

bombchivo · October 11, 2015, 12:18am

http://www.natureworldreport.com/2015/10/florida-woman-accidentally-glues-her-eye/

Starhammer · October 12, 2015, 10:58am

Might as well post “Wabbit Season” on every sign going into Florida now.

EVERYBODY GETS SHOT!!! FOR CASH!!!

…NO. Ain’t going down there and I AM crazy.

-Starhammer-

Rhio2k · October 12, 2015, 1:48pm

Tch. You ain’t crazy ENOUGH. Git sum!!!

bombchivo · October 13, 2015, 1:12am

Don_Barracuda · October 13, 2015, 10:40pm

Dumb bitch

Joshkaz · October 13, 2015, 10:43pm

I’d fuck her.

Don_Barracuda · October 13, 2015, 10:50pm

Isn’t that rape now

Joshkaz · October 13, 2015, 10:50pm

I’ll be drunk too doe.

bombchivo · October 14, 2015, 3:20am

idk y but I found this convo hella funny

Don_Barracuda · October 14, 2015, 3:41pm

Yeh theres some fucked up law that essentially says that she can claim rape if she got drunk and regrets sleeping with you. Might be Cali actually.

Starhammer · October 17, 2015, 6:16am

I bet she don’t even get probation. Just sayin.

-Starhammer-

Jion_Wansu · October 23, 2015, 12:31am

Florida, stay free:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/09/10/florida-teen-fatally-shoots-masked-intruder-who-turned-out-to-be-his-father/?tid=hybrid_experimentrandom_3_na

Wil · November 18, 2015, 3:50am

Florida Man Allegedly Threatened Mosques Day After Paris Attacks - http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/11/17/you-re-gonna-f-king-die-florida-man-allegedly-threatens-mosques.html