you know what’s really fucked up? only in FLORIDA do honorable cops still exist!!
-Starhammer-
She stuffed her bra with coke. They were probably snorted it and forgot about the sex offer.
FLORIDA!
Florida Man Charged With Planning to Explode 9/11 Memorial -
http://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-charged-planning-explode-911-memorial-371518
Shoulda stuffed Dat Ass with coke. She’d be free right now.
-Starhammer-
http://popdust.com/2015/09/11/florida-mug-shots-crazy-criminals-wackos/#slide1
probably shouldn’t be eating while reading this.
-Starhammer-
Apparently, he after figuring out that the mother of three was no threat, he figured that his own leg was threatening him and therefore he decided to stand his ground… while driving his Mercedes Benz.
FLorida does it again.
http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/17/us/florida-womans-weapons/index.html
Nickcole Ellen Fay Dykema, 47…
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/stormhammer/movie%20villain%20laugh%20LOL_zpsg0eas6al.gif
I swear I am not making this up.
-Starhammer-
HOLY SHIT FLORIDA - http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/florida-man-reaches-inside-woman-and-disembowels-her-for-uttering-exs-name-during-sex/
…I got nothing.
…and people complain about Mortal Kombat.
Actually that would make a great fatality. Eh, well I don’t know about a character whipping out a beer bottle and curling iron though.
Chances are this isn’t the first incident where the woman got a clue she shoulda left his ass. Women just stick around until shit like this happens to them.
…Yeah, that’s a Cassie Cage fatality in MK11, right there.
(I’m honestly surprised things like that don’t happen more often, even if it’s not to that degree, in part because of the reason Rhio2K pointed out. I wouldn’t be surprised if they just didn’t make the news for various reasons, including not being as extreme as this.)
Anyway, it shows how jaded I am that I burst out laughing as soon as I open the page. Something about that guy’s photo just strikes me as funny for some reason; back me up on this @Million.
Even “funnier” is that he acts like he “just” became a monster…even though he admits to having a smoke break right after doing this while she was still alive, if dying. Guy’s probably just a sociopath.
“You weak, pathetic fool.” [/Shao Khan]
Clearly she was dying to try fisting, but ultimately they found she just didn’t have the guts for it. [/most obvious joke]
Clearly standing his ground. Probably on its way to being legal in Florida.
The puppy was clearly standing its ground.
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/5950304/ns/health-pet_health/t/puppy-shoots-florida-man-deputies-say/#.VgPcO8uqpBf
Damn dude… Blackheart right there. How can anyone have the balls to kill a puppy… Its a puppy! One of the ultimate forma of cuteness and this guy can just dome them?? This story makes me upset even if one of the puppies totally trickshotted his ass.
Was this woman hotkinkyjo? How can it be possible?
Shoulda split her own damn wig and save the courts some work.
-Starhammer-
Good.