…and nobody did nothing. FOR YEARS. They should ALL be put in jail cells and have them welded shut. Of course, this is Florida so it’s all gravy.
-Starhammer-
d3v
May 24, 2015, 11:35am
942
Just make all roads going into Florida one way - all leading to it, but not out.
Rhio2k
May 24, 2015, 8:29pm
943
Shit, thought it was like that already. People flock here, only the snowbirds leave, but they come back to stay when they get old.
These kids will never play MVC2 without panic attacks, for multiple reasons…
Rhio2k:
Shit, thought it was like that already. People flock here, only the snowbirds leave, but they come back to stay when they get old.
man, you don’t want to be stuck in there. I’ve managed to escape three times so far. The roads are danger, the buildings are poison, but at least the seas were clear. Still, that beach doe…
-Starhammer-
… I dont understand the MvC2 joke…
Rhio2k
May 26, 2015, 11:45pm
947
Starhammer:
Rhio2k:
Shit, thought it was like that already. People flock here, only the snowbirds leave, but they come back to stay when they get old.
man, you don’t want to be stuck in there. I’ve managed to escape three times so far. The roads are danger, the buildings are poison, but at least the seas were clear. Still, that beach doe…
-Starhammer-
Can’t leave. Part Seminole…it’s in my blood (just not to the extent that I can get rez benefits, aka Casino profit.).
Aw HELLZ naw!!! Got the blood, but can’t get the bills, AND you live in FloriDIE? damn bro. If I’m ever down that way, we’ll grab a beer or two and hope that we’re too drunk to care when the meteor-riding sharks hit.
-Starhammer-
I actually didn’t even try to snopes this when it came up on my Facebook feed. Florida seemed normal in this.
He’s fortunate. He brought a knife into a gun fight.
Every incident in Florida is a gun fight by default.
odin
June 19, 2015, 11:17pm
952
http://firsttoknow.com/florida-woman-has-sex-with-dog-in-grandmas-house-takes-selfies-of-it/
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Police in Bradenton, Florida have arrested and charged 18-year-old Ashley Miller with two counts of sexual activities involving animals — specifically, with her current dog 2-face, as well as her former dog, a pit bull Rottweiler mix named Scarface.
The Smoking Gun notes that police found graphic photos on Miller’s cell phone that she shot during the action. When asked, Miller admitted that she was the woman in those photos, and said she had 2-face perform oral sex on her 30 to 40 times in the past five years.
According to the New York Daily News, Miller told detectives that 2-face lives at her grandmother’s house in Bradenton.
Each time she wanted to have sex with the dog, she’d lock herself in a bedroom, take off her pants and call 2-face over.
The pup would “put her snout into her vagina on her own” without Miller forcing her into the act, the teen claimed. Miller said that’s where the sex ended: she never touched 2-face sexually, she said.
During at least two of the oral sex sessions, Miller snapped photos of the pup licking her vagina. Cops discovered the puppy porn in two hidden folders on Miller’s phone, one titled “2-face fun” and another titled “Me.”
While family members were said to be in the house during these encounters, none of them were allegedly aware of what was happening.
Miller was freed from jail Saturday after posting $1000 bond, and is scheduled for arraignment on July 14.
I know the woman committed a sick crime but why did the officers see it fit to restrain her on a leash like that? Oh wait…
d3v
June 26, 2015, 2:09pm
954
white_shadow:
http://firsttoknow.com/florida-woman-has-sex-with-dog-in-grandmas-house-takes-selfies-of-it/
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Police in Bradenton, Florida have arrested and charged 18-year-old Ashley Miller with two counts of sexual activities involving animals — specifically, with her current dog 2-face, as well as her former dog, a pit bull Rottweiler mix named Scarface.
The Smoking Gun notes that police found graphic photos on Miller’s cell phone that she shot during the action. When asked, Miller admitted that she was the woman in those photos, and said she had 2-face perform oral sex on her 30 to 40 times in the past five years.
According to the New York Daily News, Miller told detectives that 2-face lives at her grandmother’s house in Bradenton.
Each time she wanted to have sex with the dog, she’d lock herself in a bedroom, take off her pants and call 2-face over.
The pup would “put her snout into her vagina on her own” without Miller forcing her into the act, the teen claimed. Miller said that’s where the sex ended: she never touched 2-face sexually, she said.
During at least two of the oral sex sessions, Miller snapped photos of the pup licking her vagina. Cops discovered the puppy porn in two hidden folders on Miller’s phone, one titled “2-face fun” and another titled “Me.”
While family members were said to be in the house during these encounters, none of them were allegedly aware of what was happening.
Miller was freed from jail Saturday after posting $1000 bond, and is scheduled for arraignment on July 14.
http://firsttoknow.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/woman-has-sex-with-dog-558x279.jpg
I know the woman committed a sick crime but why did the officers see it fit to restrain her on a leash like that? Oh wait…
Why would she need dogs when all she needs to do to get laid is to call @SoVi3t
odin
July 15, 2015, 2:14am
955
Last post 19 days ago?
Here we go!
http://thugvirals.com/florida-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-an-alligator/
Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day.
“It was the damn strangest thing I’ve ever seen,” the witness told police. “The gator didn’t even move. It was like it didn’t give a s**t that man was having sex with it.”
Rhio2k
July 15, 2015, 2:49am
956
Not gonna lie: I was wondering if anybody ever did that. We have TONS of good ol’ boys pulling gators out of golf courses and people’s ponds and pools. Had to happen sometime.
Florida just did something unfathomable, it surpassed itself!
Pushing Past The Limit!!!
Spoiler
If it’s legit that is.
The man who shot at the man too strong for the Florida thread is back in jail after taking a leak on his neighbor’s porch:
Local 6 has exclusively learned there’s new trouble for the man accused of shooting at George Zimmerman.
Matthew Apperson is now facing a misdemeanor disorderly conduct charge, accused of urinating on his neighbor’s front porch.
A new motion filed last week by the State Attorney’s Office asks a judge to revoke his bond for his attempted murder charge.
“What caught my attention was he said, ‘F*** the police,’ and he just kept mumbling to himself,” said Tony Woods.
Woods was working in Apperson’s Winter Springs neighborhood a few weeks ago.
"Well, there’s somebody hungover from the night before, you know, no big deal. Then, he said ‘F*** you, too,’ continued Woods.
It’s what Woods said he saw Apperson do after the fact that alarmed him.
“I was totally taken aback when he was yelling at me and then he stopped and he was urinating on her door or her front porch. I couldn’t believe it,” said Woods. “Like, that’s his spot like he’s some kind of dog trying to mark his territory,” said Woods.
odin
July 15, 2015, 11:45pm
959
Why does a place with such nice weather, have soooo many crazies?
Rhio2k
July 16, 2015, 3:59am
960
The crazies come here from other states FOR the weather, and the low cost of living. Damn near everyone I know is from fuckin’ New York. I know a ton of people, and I think I’M the only native.
