drugs?
chick gets busted with raw MDMA, and decides fuck it, I’ll just eat it all so I’m really stoned when I get to prison…also, looks like PapaRhino:
Maybe they can tame the snakes…I’m pretty sure they’ll be eating yappy toy dogs instead of cats, though.
lmfao komodo fucking dragons?
Why would you want a Nile Monitor lizard as a pet?
Baby gators not popular anymore?
Right, so what is the trade off between Florida being Florida and Florida being a place where you can make a decent living tickets to heaven?
How much would a believable priest costume set me back over there?
Just curious that’s all…
I hate all of you. Super termites. Super. TERMITES.
If they would eat yapping mutts, I would buy six of them and unleash them here. Place would get real quiet, real fast.
-Starhammer-
How much longer till Liu Kang frees you from the reign of terror?
When he gets tired of managing nail salons in the Walmarts.
That wasn’t a snakebite, that was the Grim Reaper saying,“That’s your warning. Next time I’m coming to getcha.”
-Starhammer-
No…that’s just what we call dumb-ass white people.
Great job zbt. Florida keeps on producing these winners.
-Starhammer-
See my previous post.
Also known as the “average floridian”.
Am i the only one that is wondering why when the list of shit they confiscated?? A baby alligator?? A BABY Alligator… A BABY ALLIGATOR… Why? Why was there an baby alligator involved?
It’s Florida. I would’ve been more worried if there was NOT a baby alligator.
-Starhammer-
Those things are everywhere this time of year, man.
That’s just leftovers from a hearty Floridian lunch.