So a large, phallic shaped reptile is eating a large, phallic shaped state?
that video was pretty cool sov, hopefully when the snakes and lizards have completely depleted the food chain they can move on to the citizens, create some lols.
I don’t think you understood me…You see, dead or alive, you gonna go. Now which way you wanna do this? The easy way, or the hard way?
FADC into…
You see, THIS is the shit that worries me the most.
Doctor1: well. Here lies Starhammer. How did he die?
Doctor2: It was most unfortunate. He apparently fought his way through a horde of racist, flesh-eating zombie hillbillies, he even managed to escape from the mutant, feminist beach bitches from hell, and was well on his way to the border of Florida when he stepped on a bunch of Python eggs. The mother python grabbed him and crushed him via constriction.
Dactor1: Well, he always wanted a girl who would hug him tight and never let go. He finally got his wish.
Ghost of Starhammer" "…This is what I get for accepting a free vacation in Ft. Lauderdale. Shoulda known better… "
-Starhammer-
No extraction needed yet. Give it 15 or so more years. Either things will calm down a bit here, or other states will start to flip the hell out. looks at California and New York
Go Team Cat! I’ll be ok. The feline overlords will need me to communicate their demands to those they conquer.
Nah, it’s all about the Shark. The world will be covered in ocean one day. The Sharks will need us to oversee the transition.
15 years? in Florida?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/stormhammer/movie%20villain%20laugh%20LOL_zpsquvhwmyh.gif
-Starhammer-
Anybody heard of this drug called flakka? Apparently it causes behavior similar to people on bath salts
No worries, the good folks in florida are giving it a good test drive!
Things seem to have just gotten interesting. Very well, Florida: Challenge Accepted.
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Anybody heard of this drug called flakka? Apparently it causes behavior similar to people on bath salts
No worries, the good folks in florida are giving it a good test drive!
[/quote]We sure that this isn’t just a really devoted Will Ferrel fan?
So a Florida inmate is suing to keep the KimYe out of Florida…
Can’t blame him. They’ve got enough problems in Florida without adding that on.
-Starhammer-
Guy been sitting in jail for 15 years for attempted sexual assault…
Lol if he commited the rape he would be out by now, wtf he try and grab? Santa Claus? wtf.
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So…a random crackheaded hoe and Naruto were selling counterfeit tickets to heaven. There’s a joke in there, somewhere…
“You need a ride or die jitsu? For heaven’s Sasake BELIEVE IT”
How do those people have 10k in cash and I don’t!?
Maybe you should start selling Golden Tickets to Heaven