@crucades: You should make a movie out of it.
The Swarm: Stingers unleashed
Videogame? I’d play, but only if I get to be the mosquito.
-Starhammer-
@crucades: You should make a movie out of it.
The Swarm: Stingers unleashed
Videogame? I’d play, but only if I get to be the mosquito.
-Starhammer-
So their plan is to release mutant male mosquitos and have them breed with females down in Florida? What is this, mosquito spring break?
You fool…they won’t destroy Florida, they’ll just fit in.
Like we need MORE competition in the job market…
https://gma.yahoo.com/zombie-cat-buried-kitty-believed-dead-meows-back-194943102--abc-news-pets.html
Kenneth Haskins allegedly confessed to setting the apartment-building fire, claiming he was ticked off management told him to stop masturbating.
A Florida man was charged with arson after he allegedly set fire to his Tampa apartment complex because the management company warned him to stop masturbating in front of his open windows, according to police.
Shits a year old Sov…
George Zimmerman’s assault charges dropped: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/jan/30/george-zimmerman-skates-on-assault-charges-as-vict/
Why George Zimmerman Keeps Getting Away With It: http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2015/01/30/3617493/assault-charges-dropped-against-george-zimmerman/
Why George Zimmerman Keeps Getting Away With It:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c8/O.J.Simpson_1990%C2%B7_DN-ST-91-03444_crop.JPEG
Why George Zimmerman Keeps Getting Away With It: http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2015/01/30/3617493/assault-charges-dropped-against-george-zimmerman/
Article is pointless when all know need to know is “because Florida”.
https://gma.yahoo.com/zombie-cat-buried-kitty-believed-dead-meows-back-194943102--abc-news-pets.html
Because Psykosonik…And Shang Tsung.
-Starhammer-
25-year-old Benjamin Alexander Shaw of Merritt Island was arrested in connection with a robbery in Cape Canaveral.
1: Click link
2: view picture of suspect’s face.
3: laugh until the cops are called upon you like I did.
-Starhammer-
http://www.hulu.com/watch/746579 - at about the 5 minute mark. That whole segment. Florida represent!
Tech blogs blasted the email dump as irresponsible.
Yo jeb. How’s that presidential bid going?
-Starhammer-
Firefighters Let Mom Torch Home Of Man Who Killed Daughter
The mother of a girl raped and murdered five years ago was allowed to burn down the house where her daughter was killed. On Thursday afternoon, Diena Thompson set fire to a house in Orange Park, Flori...
Smokin.
You know what, I’m giving Florida a pass on that one.
Police make two arrests after a night of mayhem in Ocoee.
sigh…niggas.
Firefighters Let Mom Torch Home Of Man Who Killed Daughter
Smokin.
Honestly, nothing wrong or remotely Florida-esque of this. Her foundation had already bought the house and had donated it to the firefighters for use in training.
Now if she were half naked, on drugs and was using a severed arm as a torch, then that would be… typical of Florida and hence, worth mockery in this thread.
crucades:
Dunno how this has been leaked but yea, me and Furious have been working on a user friendly way to alleviate our yankee cousins problem, ie were gonna eradicate Florida with mutant mosquito’s. No thanks necessary.
You fool…they won’t destroy Florida, they’ll just fit in.
someones gotta go there and mess with the environment to see if things change for the better