Bugs_bunny.gif keeps looking better and better: Florida thread

Wil · January 10, 2015, 5:15pm

lol Florida

George Zimmerman arrested for aggravated assault - http://www.mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2015/1/10/george_zimmerman.html

George Zimmerman is back in the Seminole County jail for a third time after he was arrested Friday night in Lake Mary.

The 31-year-old was booked around 9:45 p.m. on charges of aggravated assault with a weapon. He is being held without bond and will appear before a judge at 9 a.m.
We are working to find out who else was involved in this incident.

In November 2013, deputies were called out to an Apopka home after they said he cocked and pointed a shotgun at his girlfriend Samatha Schiebe and then barricaded himself inside. The incident came after Schiebe said she ordered him to move out.

He surrendered peacefully a few minutes later and charged with domestic violence, aggravated assault, battery and criminal mischief.

Two months before, Zimmerman was involved in a dispute with his estranged wife Shellie, days after she filed for divorce.

Zimmerman was acquitted in July 2013 for the shooting death of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin in February 2012.

Rhio2k · January 10, 2015, 5:33pm

This fucker’s outta control…that’s it, just lock him up. He’s crazy. It should be obvious at this point.

SF2GuileX · January 10, 2015, 10:52pm

Wil:

lol Florida

George Zimmerman arrested for aggravated assault - http://www.mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2015/1/10/george_zimmerman.html

George Zimmerman is back in the Seminole County jail for a third time after he was arrested Friday night in Lake Mary.

The 31-year-old was booked around 9:45 p.m. on charges of aggravated assault with a weapon. He is being held without bond and will appear before a judge at 9 a.m.
We are working to find out who else was involved in this incident.

In November 2013, deputies were called out to an Apopka home after they said he cocked and pointed a shotgun at his girlfriend Samatha Schiebe and then barricaded himself inside. The incident came after Schiebe said she ordered him to move out.

He surrendered peacefully a few minutes later and charged with domestic violence, aggravated assault, battery and criminal mischief.

Two months before, Zimmerman was involved in a dispute with his estranged wife Shellie, days after she filed for divorce.

Zimmerman was acquitted in July 2013 for the shooting death of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin in February 2012.

I knew this clown would be in the news again. Knowing his history, its probably against a woman.

d3v · January 11, 2015, 12:34pm

But this is Florida we’re talking about, they probably gonna make him a hero and give him his own chain of restaurants with a “Stand Your Ground Saturdays” promotion.

Rhio2k · January 11, 2015, 7:16pm

No, there’s a limit. He was over that limit with the LAST incident. Now he’s a pariah, even to Florida white people. E’rybody’s tired of his ass.

d3v · January 11, 2015, 7:50pm

But that would imply that people in Florida have some sense in them when majority of this thread would show otherwise.

Rhio2k · January 11, 2015, 9:00pm

I know, right? But sometimes, logic does prevail. This dude is adrift. Nobody’s backing him any more.

SF2GuileX · January 11, 2015, 11:39pm

Zimmerman is undefeated when his opponent is a woman.

Broke his wife’s Ipad.
Broke his ex-gf’s table and barricaded the door to her home.
Threw a bottle of wine at his newest girlfriend.

How this guy keeps a woman under his wing is beyond me, but its Florida.

Rhio2k · January 12, 2015, 12:57am

And factor in that most women are idiots who are still in high-school mentally, and gravitate toward douches.

Jion_Wansu · January 12, 2015, 8:43am

Yup. To get the hot pussy you gotta be a douche and act like a douche. Nice guys don’t get hot girls for some reason…

Starhammer · January 15, 2015, 10:21pm

http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/watch/video/vi-AA8aheb?ocid=OutNUS&from=OutNUS&FORM=BWVOLC

This one is so good, it’s hard to believe it is florida. At the same time, where else would this have happened except florida?

-Starhammer-

crucades · January 15, 2015, 11:16pm

Bullshit, he didnt make a scene to save that cops life he did it cause he knew he would be eating a bullet if more cops come back with him standing over a dead cop.

d3v · January 16, 2015, 9:20am

This confuses me. Kid must be from out of state.

Definitely from out of state.

Starhammer · January 16, 2015, 11:01am

LOL. little man can’t do some good without people tearing it down.

-Starhammer-

Starhammer · January 17, 2015, 11:23pm

http://news.yahoo.com/outrage-south-florida-police-black-mugshots-targets-051633498.html

NOTE: Angelpalm had posted this one over in the SRK GD thread first. I didn’t see it over here, so I imported the crazy to here.

-Starhammer-

SF2GuileX · January 18, 2015, 7:42am

Florida also has a gun park for kids to shoot live ammo at targets. Guess what color they are.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/floridas-machine-gun-theme-park-gives-kids-a-chance-to-shoot-real-bullets-at-fantasy-threats/

Starhammer · January 18, 2015, 9:37am

florida should have a gun park. all the crazy going on over there, a gun park fits in like the long block in tetris.

-Starhammer-

d3v · January 18, 2015, 10:40am

Makes sense, how else will kids learn how to stand their ground.

Hotobu · January 26, 2015, 1:00am

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/millions-of-gmo-insects-could-be-released-in-florida-keys/ar-AA8zeQp

crucades · January 26, 2015, 1:11am

Dunno how this has been leaked but yea, me and Furious have been working on a user friendly way to alleviate our yankee cousins problem, ie were gonna eradicate Florida with mutant mosquito’s. No thanks necessary.