SoVi3t
January 2, 2015, 11:34am
781
http://news.yahoo.com/sheriffs-office-florida-man-decapitates-mother-204529668.html
oh Florida, you couldn’t wait like one day into 2015 before you got all crazy on us?
Two days of planning, and all you can come up with is ‘leave her body near some garbage cans’?
Stay classy, Florida.
Rhio2k
January 2, 2015, 5:11pm
784
Hey, can someone photoshop his skin green? …don’t tell me you didn’t see the resemblance.
Hulk MAD! Hulk SMASH! Hulk…leave body somewhere near dumpster. Hulk don’t know. Fuck, Hulk high.
They said it was Wednesday evening.
That’s more like a buzzer beater because they hadn’t fulfilled the crazy quota. Failure to do so results in the loss of Satan’s protective barrier that keeps Bugs Bunny away.
Ask them if they found R. Kelly in there.
how are they surprised? Look at her. You KNOW she’ll cut a bitch!!! Better be glad she picked up the hammer first, or they would’ve been scooping up a dead 10-year-old.
-Starhammer-
Maya Angelou starting off with a bad start this year.
Rhio2k
January 4, 2015, 9:11am
791
Well, now we’ll get a glimpse into her descent into backyard battles with her new book “I Know How The Cage Match Ends.”
d3v
January 5, 2015, 9:20am
792
I actually LOLed for reals at this.
Wil
January 8, 2015, 11:35pm
793
Girl Found Dead After Being Thrown Off Bridge in St. Petersburg, Florida - http://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/girl-found-dead-after-being-thrown-bridge-st-petersburg-florida-n282036
A Florida father charged with hurling his 5-year-old daughter from a Tampa Bay bridge just after midnight Thursday had repeatedly sought a domestic violence injunction against the girl’s mother, police revealed. That request was declined last month.
A motive for the heinous act, however, wasn’t immediately clear after the suspect — 25-year-old John Jonchuck Jr. — refused to talk after his arrest, St. Petersburg Police Chief Tony Holloway said at a news conference Thursday morning.
Jonchuck, who had custody of his daughter, had been sitting in his Chrysler PT Cruiser at the top of the Dick Misener Bridge moments after speeding past a police officer who was headed home, Holloway said. The officer had pursued the driver to the span.
The man got out of his car and the officer drew his weapon. “The suspect started talking, but the officer didn’t understand what he was saying,” the chief said. The man then walked over to the passenger’s side door and pulled out a child, her face buried in his chest. The suspect tossed the girl over the guard rail, and she plummeted about 60 feet into the cold waters, Holloway said.
BWAHAHAHA his fucking name
wil beat me to it. Was gonna post that one when I decided to check first. Florida always keepin it movin.
-Starhammer-
Good thing Breaking Bad took place in the correct state
John Balmer, pictured, was arrested wearing his $12.49 T-shirt proclaiming his ability to supply drugs after he tried to dispose of a bag containing 'a green leafy substance' in a Kmart store in Hudson, Florida.
Dude looks dangerous as fuck lol.
LMFAO!!! Look at his face. Looking like Ash when the fake Necronomicon tried to suck his face off.
-Starhammer-
Gravity
January 10, 2015, 11:35am
799
Of all the cars to screw on, you choose a kia?
Sex on a car is a common fantasy – but a Florida couple turned it up a notch when they decided to get down at Mike’s Auto Sales. On a 2004 Kia Sedona.
Ramon Mitchell and Erin Byrd apparently don’t follow the standard rules of engagement. They could have chosen a Lamborghini, but nay, they allegedly chose the Kia Sedona at Mike’s Auto Sales in West Palm Beach, according to WSB Radio. Yes, the Kia, whose accolades include one of the worst selling models of 2014. Just look at this hot rod:
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2473782/thumbs/o-2004-KIA-SEDONA-570.jpg?1
http://i1.huffpost.com/gen/2473886/thumbs/n-BYRD-large.jpg
A witness called cops at about 3 a.m. Monday to report a naked couple having sex on top of a car, the Sun Sentinel reports. The caller said he could hear moaning coming from the dealership parking lot, so he investigated. The couple reportedly saw him and started yelling at him.
When police arrived, Byrd, 18, and Mitchell, 29, were sitting in the Kia – which the dealership owned, not them. Mitchell reportedly spat in an officer’s face, and both were charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, trespassing and burglary. Mitchell was also slapped with a charge of assaulting an officer.
The officer was taken to a nearby hospital for “bio hazard exposure,” the Sun Sentinel reports.
Byrd was released from Palm Beach County Jail Tuesday, while Mitchell was held on
Bio hazard exposure?! In between my painful giggling I can’t determine if that was a Resident Evil (5) shoutout, a diss towards Reptile Nigga© or about Florida in general
