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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/2992/goodm0urning">goodm0urning</a> said:</div>
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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/69818/WTF-AKUMA-HAX">WTF-AKUMA-HAX</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>These stories about the sinkholes and its too dangerous to even retrieve the body, <br>a house collapses in on itself when a guy inside is just sleeping in his bed<br><br>are pretty ridiculous.<br><br>Stay safe OP Duckface<br></div>
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Florida fucking ate a guy.<br><br>The state itself opened up and swallowed him.<br><br>That’s how shitty Florida is.<br></div>
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Damn it Kenneth. I almost choked. :lol:

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New and improved version.

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about the sinkhole, I was laughing about when someone commented on the video:

“What are the odds? No matter, I live in FL and I’m sleeping with a rope tied to my ass! Fuck that shit!”

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not gonna lie, sleeping then falling into a sinkhole, then having the authorities be all “yeah, he’s probably just better off down there” has to be one of the worst things I have ever heard in my life. Random people go missing and we have divers searching the ocean floor, but fuck this guy and his recreational sinkhole.

anywho: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/04/15/thousands-giant-snails-causing-problems-for-florida-homeowners/ (when I first loaded this site, it showed a Nescafe commercial featuring a bunch of happy marathon runners…odd after the Boston thing)

Giant fucking snails. They can eat through almost anything, and their shells are tough enough to puncture car tires if you run one over. And if you hit one with a lawnmower, you can kill a person with the snail projectile that gets launched. Oh and they can cause meningitis and other diseases.

it is literally offiically time to just nuke that whole state and let the gators have what’s left

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And people think we’re joking whenever we post gifs of Florida being sawed off.

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Fuck Florida!

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wish zombies, er Walkers invade it, er again

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Florida does what humanity needs done to it on a global scale since civilization began: cull the strong from the weak. If your ass can survive here, you can survive anywhere (outside of sub-zero climates). We’re like Australia 2: Electric Boogaloo. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going on a dangerous journey to test my survival skills. The Aussies call it a walkabout. We call it checking the damn mailbox.

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in before some PETA hippie fuck starts talking about SAVE THE SNAILS in another Florida article we can post here

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I’ll take a connecting flight in Baghdad before taking one in Florida to get home.

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**The Most Dangerous Game 2: Stand Your Ground **

Starring Wesley Snipes as Trayvon Martin…

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What clandestine survival tactics do the Jews possess?

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I really want to answer this with a joke, but I’d rather not get overnighted to Hell when I die.

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Just looking at the snail has me terrified

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Imagine a snail being able to play fgs, and being a noob in it, it would sure be a salty snail, oh the tragedy of a snail!

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I’d be scared of a snail that could be able to play FGs. If he went to CEO and got too salty over a loss, you’d see more than a stick throw.

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Killer snails. Talk about a slow death.

  • raises hand for high five *
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replaces high five with this

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We should have Justin and ChrisG throw away a staged GF at CEO. The amount of salt generated might yet save Florida from these killer snails.

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So why exactly are these snails just now becoming a problem? Are they a foreign invading species or did something change causing them to overpopulate?