I kind of want to play with some play-doh right now.
That aside, I give it a few months before it becomes part of a meth recipe as
"That’s What People In Florida Do"
Speaking of the idiocy of Florida and drugs…
Gregory Matthew Bruni, 21, is facing charges of damage to property, burglary, battery and resisting an officer.
The victims told the Lee County Sheriff’s Office they were inside around 6:50 p.m. when they heard noises on the roof.
They
went outside and saw a naked man, later identified as Bruni, on the
roof, according to a Lee County Sheriff’s Office report.
They said the man then jumped off the roof and onto one of the victims, knocking him down.
The man then ran into their home and pulled a 72-inch television off a living room wall, breaking it.
The
victim told investigators he yelled for his wife to get a gun as Bruni
continued to thrash around the house, knocking over a wet/dry vacuum and
spilling its contents on the floor.
The wife fired three shots from a .38 caliber revolver at Bruni, but missed and hit a wall.
Bruni
then fell to the ground and began masturbating in the living room
before he ran into the victims’ son’s bedroom and began rubbing his face
with clothing, according to the report.
The male victim retrieved his shotgun from the master bedroom, but never fired at Bruni.
Deputies
arrived on the scene and tried to detain Bruni, who started flailing
around on the ground and speaking, but not making sense.
Deputies said Bruni sucked up the water that had spilled from the vacuum and spit it out.
They said he tried to flee several times and had to be Tased as he was taken into custody.
Deputies later discovered Bruni defecated near the front door and in a hallway inside the residence.
He
was transported to Lee Memorial Hospital for observation. Doctors
advised deputies they couldn’t identify “what Bruni was on” and were
conducting further tests, according to the report.
I was just coming in here to post that story. Oh you guys 
Bath Salts are in Florida’s tap water supply.
The 2013 Florida Python Challenge
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2012/12/florida-offers-rewards-find-best-python-hunters/59745/
Colbert’s take on the Python Challenge, starting at 4:10
This is gonna go well, I can tell already.
Makes it sound like the suspect is a dog, or a hyperactive squirrel.
저는 론 버건디 입니까?
https://twitter.com/_floridaman
heard about this on NPR. someone’s collating Florida news stories into the planet’s worst superhero.
I have family living in Florida…should I tell them to GTFO?
Yes, be a good relative.
<font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>http://www.hlntv.com/article/2013/02/22/woman-shot-oven-while-making-waffles</span></font><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>The rise of the machines… is starting pretty low level if you ask me</span></font></div>
I was thinking about moving here after being one year in Oklahoma but this thread scares me. Lived 27 years in California, had to move to OKC for a job, and OKC is not my cup of tea in the long run. Surely coast states are better in general?<br>
Move to Texas, dude.
I was in texas in 2006. San Antonio to be exact. FUCK NO.<br><br>Some of the stores hell even the walmarts where so fucking dirty I thought it was 1987 and I could still buy Super Mario Bros there.<br>
These stories about the sinkholes and its too dangerous to even retrieve the body, <br>a house collapses in on itself when a guy inside is just sleeping in his bed<br><br>are pretty ridiculous.<br><br>Stay safe OP Duckface<br>
Also Florida balt-salts face eating guy was actually totally sober at the time. A cop just speculated as to why the guy would do such a thing, and news outlets just ran with the story from there.<div><br></div><div>I don’t know if this makes Florida more or less crazy. I’m leaning towards more.</div>
It’s in the 40s in south Florida in March. Wtf, state?<br>
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<div class=“QuoteText”>These stories about the sinkholes and its too dangerous to even retrieve the body, <br>a house collapses in on itself when a guy inside is just sleeping in his bed<br><br>are pretty ridiculous.<br><br>Stay safe OP Duckface<br></div>
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Florida fucking ate a guy.<br><br>The state itself opened up and swallowed him.<br><br>That’s how shitty Florida is.<br>
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<div class=“QuoteText”>These stories about the sinkholes and its too dangerous to even retrieve the body, <br>a house collapses in on itself when a guy inside is just sleeping in his bed<br><br>are pretty ridiculous.<br><br>Stay safe OP Duckface<br></div>
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Florida fucking ate a guy.<br><br>The state itself opened up and swallowed him.<br><br>That’s how shitty Florida is.<br></div>
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http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-sinkhole-victims-brother-thinks-rescuers-couldve-harder/story?id=18649299<br><br>That’s like the shit my uncles would tell me when I was kid to creep me out.<br>