Bugs_bunny.gif keeps looking better and better: Florida thread

This is absolutely depressing.

Authorities say a grandfather in a small Florida town shot his daughter and six grandchildren before turning the gun on himself: http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/09/18/shooting-bell-florida/15853059/

^Fuck! :sa

He was standing his ground against unruly grandkids, and then, when he realized he shot them, he stood his ground against himself.

^ wow… have a lol anyway

Too soon man

Florida revoked their ban on saggy pants

…why? The assholes (literally) were complaining that their rights had been violated?

-Starhammer-

I guess saggy pants is the only line of defense against sinkholes

…The fuck a 11 year old doing in a nightclub?

-Starhammer-

We ran that story in our news tonight and I was really confused when they said victims ranging from “11 to 17”.

Like, were these kids there because their parents dragged them along, or did they just show up of their own accord? Is it normal to hit up the nightclub nowadays when middle school lets out?

I have so many questions, and I don’t like any of the answers.

Too many ex-cons complaining that they couldn’t advertise their status as former prison bitches.

DAT ASS…is open for business?

-Starhammer-

Hey, if you want customers, you got to show off the wares.

I’d say Florida…but there are plenty of Nightclubs across the US that are just that stupid.

Unless this was an under 18 nightclub.

They used to exist where I live, but got shut down by the city when they figured out they were selling ecstasy to the patrons.

Texas gets Ebola and now Florida gets Chikungunya, a mosquito virus that bodied the Caribbean: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-09-30/mosquito-virus-spreading-in-u-s-that-walloped-caribbean.html

http://i.imgur.com/Ld0J9bz.png

It’s a twap!!! -gen. akbar

It’s a twap!!! -gen. akbar

It’s no longer a twap!!! -Might have been gen. akbar

-Starhammer-

Man who claimed stand your ground after firing 10 times at teenagers in car for playing loud music found guilty of murder.

Seriously. I can’t make this stuff up, yet Florida is pumping it out on the daily.

-Starhammer-

I saw this verdict coming eventually after the first jury deadlocked on that charge. He was already looking at 60 years, but this guarantees he may never walk out of prison. Now he will have to deal with real thugs, the ones he wrote on his prison wall about and he wont be able to tell them to turn down their music or get tough with them because he doesnt have a gun to play with.