Bugs_bunny.gif keeps looking better and better: Florida thread

Florida girl killed by cop’s stray bullet

Dear Florida: Your crazy is spilling onto your neighbors.

http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/alabama-band-teacher-accused-of-bondage-style-sex-with-students

http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/alabama-man-charged-in-killing-over-dvds-cites-stand-your-ground-law

-Starhammer-

Lets see some idiot jump in talking about warning shots…

Killing cute white womenz for no reason? If he can’t blame it on some crackhead, He gonna fry.

-Starhammer-

http://www.wkrn.com/story/26377924/911-dispatcher-refuses-to-send-help-for-baby-locked-in-hot-car

Florida: Eating faces for lunch, baking babies for dessert.

I heard he made $600 in one day.

hey guys , i am new to Fl from cali and i left my arcade stick at home … can anyone tell me where i can buy a hori stick for the xbox plz :smiley: and thank you

You don’t have to stand up for the pledge of allegiance (even in school). Mayor is an ignorant ass for singling out this man and forcing him to leave:

Not news, but definitely thread worthy. Found this 18yo white male from Miami or “aspiring artist” while looking for a gif of someone getting hit in the face with a brick…for reasons…what?

Anyway, Bugs was right and now it’s too late.

:rofl: NO KETCHUP FOR YOU!!! Why Florida so crazy?

-Starhammer-

I say good on him as long as he’s still making ends meet, ketchup has it’s place, at fast food joints and salmonela vans, but breaking out the heinz when you’ve gone to a resturant?

Seriously?

**A Florida Woman Named ‘Cherries Waffles Tennis’ Was Arrested For Fraud
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This might turn into my PSN tag. Just too strong.

The man too toxic for the Florida thread fueled by rage:

2nd time GZ has followed someone over road rage.

3rd time GZ has asked someone if they knew who he was. So much for a low profile.

Zimmeran is going to fuck with the wrong person one of these days and get himself killed.

I can see this coming in the future:

Children, 1-10, busted for peddling ketchup to grown-ups in Mad Fresh Bistro restraunt. He was ordered held without bail in concerns of the seriousness of his crime. :rofl: Watch this shit happen, Just you wait.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! :rofl: What the fuck kinda name?

Agreed. I even think we MAY want to start the pool/ take bets/ over unders on how long this fool has left. At this rate, they (the cops) should arrest him for his own safety.

-Starhammer-

wesh.com/news/volusia-man-hits-chokes-wife-over-fried-chicken-leftovers-police-say/28075404#ixzz3DR05NDdy

A Deltona man is accused of hitting and choking his wife after she criticized him for not leaving enough fried chicken leftovers.

Desmond Brownlee, 45, was arrested just after 3:30 a.m. Monday at the couple’s home on Fayetteville Avenue.

He was charged with battery and tampering with a witness.

Deputies said his wife was screaming for help when they arrived, claiming her husband shoved her, hit her in the face several times then choked her until she couldn’t breathe.

When the victim tried to call 911, deputies said Brownlee took the phone from her.

Would it be racist if I said that I knew it was a black dude even before I clicked on the article?

I don’t really understand the fried chicken stereotype. Because honestly, everybody (who isn’t a vegan) eats fried chicken. Whites, blacks, Latinos, Asians.

The only time I don’t see whites or others groups eating at the fried chicken places, is when the restaurant is in a mostly black neighborhood.

And if the food is good enough, even that won’t stop them from coming in :lol:

The fried chicken stereotype was originally dig against Africa, because fried chicken and okra was the only ‘useful’ culinary contributions that originated from the continent. (The art of cooking food in saturated fats & oils started out in Egypt or Libya, I believe). While Europe, South & East Asia and the Arab world had experienced their own culinary renaissances, creating all sorts of dishes, Ethiopia along with the majority of Africa had been ‘stuck’ with being content of keeping fried chicken as a gourmet delicacy.

Over time, racially-motivated ignorance had misconstrued the stereotype into suggesting that black people were unaturally genetically predisposed to loving fried chicken (hence the stereotype that is used today). Meanwhile, the majority of the credit for fried chicken had been redistributed to a certain Kentucky colonel, because you know, like, Africans are way too stupid to come up with anything on their own.

Chinese also knew how to fry food, but then again, Chinese cooking is all encompassing.

edit: Wait a second, I came in here for Flolorida, instead it got way too educational.